Puck fip

[Puck fip @PuckFip]

I was really vibing with my new doctor I got till he pulled out the BMI chart. Never been so disrespected in my entire life. 1/5 stars

[Pip @pip_osrs]

omg im blushing such high praise

[Puck fip @PuckFip]

My current answer to mental health problems is to listen to Safety Dance on repeat.

[Puck fip @PuckFip]

Me in 2012: Pop sucks fuck and everything that isn't rap or hip hop.
Me now: WATERMELON. SUGAR. HIGH. WATERMELON. SUGAR. HIGH. WATERMELON. SUGAR. HIGHHHHHH

[Puck fip @PuckFip]

Boss: "Hey jake did yo- are you crying?"
Me: Quickly closing the Cartoon Network Wikipedia article "No I just got something in my eye"

[Puck fip @PuckFip]

People thing guys just want sex, bitch I haven't been held since my parents put me down to walk im touch starved tf.

[Puck fip @PuckFip]

Gatsby is the biggest simp in literature change my mind.

[Puck fip @PuckFip]

Me: Makes fun of people not wearing masks.
Also Me:

[Puck fip @PuckFip]

They say this toothpaste is liked by 9/10 doctors, if i get another toothpaste with the same appreciate and mix them together i can make toothpaste that is recommended by 18/10 doctors. my teeth are gonna be so fuckin clean.

[Puck fip @PuckFip]

I consider myself clocked in driving to and from work. So in reality boss I started before anyone else here.

[Puck fip @PuckFip]

Whenever I see the green circle on peoples Instagram and it says its for close friends i'm always like damn, i really mean something to people.

[Puck fip @PuckFip]

the work toilets have automatic flushing, i've been back for 3 weeks and ive already forgotten how to flush momma's yelled at me twice already.

[Puck fip @PuckFip]

@bexchangewords Sorry to bother you but I noticed the node called "Harpooner" gives "25% increased Impale Duration". According to the wiki Impale doesn't have a duration instead it has a maximum hits. Does this mean taking the node adds 25% to maximum hits, Ie 5*1.25 =6?

[Puck fip @PuckFip]

#CSGOGiveaway #CSGO #squad #squadgoals

[KrrnMaster @KrrnMaster]

Trolling @PuckFip is honestly why I get out of bed in the morning

https://t.co/P6n54FVwp1

[KrrnMaster @KrrnMaster]

Trolling @PuckFip is honestly why I get out of bed in the morning

https://t.co/P6n54FVwp1

[TheDigDugKing @thedigdugking]

I'm going stir crazy rn but killing @KrrnMaster in #Terraria helps
#TerrariaJourneysEnd

[Puck fip @PuckFip]

I was thinking like my mom and dad are mad old and were born in the US. They didn't do shit for black people in the 70's #Boomer #racist

[KrrnMaster @KrrnMaster]

#Terraria Day 2!! Got a new server all set time to grind some more with @PuckFip @thedigdugking @pippatke1

https://t.co/7LiRXaZdhl

[KrrnMaster @KrrnMaster]

Lawn Mowin Gone Wrong https://t.co/6PRWhUTKqk

[Puck fip @PuckFip]

Best part of #Terraria is the stupid stuff your squad does.
https://t.co/qiV4uSaGnF