Puck Yourself

Welcome to the Puck Yourself podcast. Find us on YouTube to hear Jack and Drew talk everything Toronto Maple Leafs and NHL related.

[Puck Yourself @Puck_Yourself_]

I put more effort into my morning shit than Bouchard puts into a Stanley Cup elimination game #BoucheBag

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Marner tries to pull off an all star game blind backhand pass…and then loses his man back door for the goal.

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Seen more spark as a kid licking power outlets fuck me do the boys just not give a shit? Polypocket had more fucking edge than this team #Leafs

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The passes on the power play to absolutely fucking no one need to stop #Leafs #SeeingWhyDog

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Sam landing more headshot punches than Canelo last weekend… eat shit buddy

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How did ya like that one you talentless frauds #Sens #UlmakeASave #Dorks

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What did the stick do Dahlin? Making kindling for the camping trip you got planned this weekend #PlayoffWhat?

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The locksmith returns for some NHL action, here are his plays for today.

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Zach Werenski 1+ points
Tage Thompson 4+ shots
Filip Chytil 2+ shots
Martin Necas 3+ shots
Lucas Raymond 1+ points
Leon Draisaitl anytime goalscorer

[Puck Yourself @Puck_Yourself_]

Live look of Brady celebrating being in the right place at the right time #TeamUSA

[Puck Yourself @Puck_Yourself_]

Here are our score predictions for the night.

Drew: 3-2 Canada
Jack: 2-1 Canada
Locksmith: 4-2 Canada

[Puck Yourself @Puck_Yourself_]

The locksmith also has a bigger parlay for anyone that’s feeling gutty.

Mcdavid 1+ points
Mackinnon 1+ points
Crosby 1+ points
Point 2+ shots
Makar 3+ shots
Werenski 2+ shots
Yes to first period goal in first ten minutes
Over 4.5 total goals
Canada moneyline

[Puck Yourself @Puck_Yourself_]

The locksmith has his picks in for the night, here they are.

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Canada money line
Mcdavid 1+ points
Canada over 0.5 goals in 1st period
Mackinnon 1+ points
Makar 3+ shots

[Puck Yourself @Puck_Yourself_]

Wait Jack Hughes is in this game? Is that the little guy who almost had his fuckin wrists broken getting plowed into the glass? Haven’t seen a train derailed like that since Ohio holy fuck

[Puck Yourself @Puck_Yourself_]

If the next period doesn’t start with 4 rock em sock em dumb fuck Americans dropping to the ice like the talentless fucks they are I’ll be disappointed. Matty just got man Hangled by a guy half his size LOL

[Puck Yourself @Puck_Yourself_]

Lick my nuts you Yankee fucks. The Tkchuckfuck boys decided they couldn’t go more than two minutes without sharing their brain cell. Thanks for the power play boys #LeadPaintBrains

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Absolute mutant

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

“CROSBY! CROSBY! CROSBY!”

Sidney Crosby is named Player of the Game 🇨🇦 #4Nations

[Puck Yourself @Puck_Yourself_]

HOLY MOLY, we’ve got snow storms across the country, best on best hockey and a Canada winner for Mitchy. That was fun. SEE YOU ON SATURDAY NIGHT

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

MITCH MARNER THE MAN THAT YOU ARE 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #4Nations

[Puck Yourself @Puck_Yourself_]

You can’t take any penalties folks

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

MCDAVID ➡️ CROSBY ➡️ MACKINNON

CANADA'S POWER PLAY OPENS UP #4NATIONS FACE-OFF WITH A BANG 💥🇨🇦

[Puck Yourself @Puck_Yourself_]

Some goon of a Swede already in the box #ThrowAwayTheKey

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Glutenous rice is gluten free. You know what else sucks. Tonight’s game is a 10:00pm start. Fuck me right?