Puffer Cat

I like/love cat food. Petting is okay.

[Puffer Cat @PufferCat1]

Why vacuums? They are loud and scary.

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TFW you love someone so much you have to pee on their blanket.

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Watched the Halloween reboot, meh.

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White Lindt Truffle Ball? What is this sh*t?

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Weather doesn't seem to matter, my fur just keeps falling out.

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The only worse than a banana is a big banana.

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Can't wait to read this Meowler report. Collusion!

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Saw a tank stuck in the snow off the highway. I can't help but wonder if it is full of cat food.

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3 years cat nip free today,

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Not looking forward to shoveling out this latest storm!!!! (has anyone checked my food bowl?)

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What is up with this sh*t?

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Can someone explain "memes" to me? What the hell am I looking at?

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So stressed out!!!!! I don't really understand the snowing and the wind and all that kind of sh*t. Just freaks me out, ya know?

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Rock the Vote!

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It's always 7:30 PM somewhere!!!!!

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Sheesh! It is a cold one out there today. Thinking of a headline for the Herald...."Cold one!!!!"

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I love classic cars. Like a souped up Chevy Nova. Vroom Vroom!

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You know what sound I love? When that little plastic measuring cup scrapes through a fresh helping of cat food!!!!!!!!
cat food. cat food.

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Finally warming up around here. I love watching those other cats out in the snow. Thinking about moving from the back window out to the living room chair. #indoorcatproblems

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There is currently a little food still left in my bowl. Thinking about the next fill....am I right?