PuffinSandwich

I have lots of feelings about lots of things - Angry Feminist - Marvel trash - Sometimes I make stuff?
- I sold my soul to a couple of fictional idiots -

[PuffinSandwich @Puffin_Sandwich]

@audiosampling is there a list somewhere of sounds you're "working on", or suggestions you really want to do? I swear I saw one awhile ago, but I can't find it...

[PuffinSandwich @Puffin_Sandwich]

@Zipzshoes are you for real out of business, or what's happening here? I've been hunting for these since like 2006, but as "marshmallow skins". Now I find out it's really real and I'm too late??

[PuffinSandwich @Puffin_Sandwich]

Who decided it was fair that I get one manic day to every 6-14 depressive days?!
And that the one manic day can be ruined as easily as not being able to find a can of paint?

[PuffinSandwich @Puffin_Sandwich]

@SenBobCasey Thank you, sir!

[John Slayer🇺🇦 @John666Slayer1]

@AMarch4OurLives https://t.co/Z0ISP5080M
They probably saw this!

[PuffinSandwich @Puffin_Sandwich]

Screw your feral hogs, how am I supposed to protect myself and my family from 30-50 feral gun-crazed nazis??

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

PEOPLE PRETENDING TO BE CATS IS FINE AND COOL BUT IF SOME SORT OF HUGE ANIMAL WANTED TO PRETEND TO BE PEOPLE THEN EVERYONE IS ALL “PLEASE LEAVE THIS BANK”

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

HELLO ITS ME

THE GUY WHO THINKS HE COULD SURVIVE IN A POST APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND EVEN THOUGH I SOIL MYSELF EVERY TIME THEY CAST A WOMAN IN ONE OF MY FAVORITE FILM FRANCHISES

I WOULD BE DEAD WITHIN MINUTES OF THE INTERNET GOING OUT

[PuffinSandwich @Puffin_Sandwich]

https://t.co/QZlJZQOdra

[PuffinSandwich @Puffin_Sandwich]

On a scale of "Winter Soldier" to "Rocket Raccoon", what's your eyeliner status after seeing #Endgame

[PuffinSandwich @Puffin_Sandwich]

@incorrectmarvel I wanna wrap him up in a blanket and hide him in a pillow fort so the writers can never be mean to him ever again. He is an innocent smol nerd

[PuffinSandwich @Puffin_Sandwich]

@incorrectmarvel Thanks I hate it.
I'll be sobbing in the corner, now.

[PuffinSandwich @Puffin_Sandwich]

@badmarveldrawin Dude I had a Marvel dream the other night and I freaking saw Stan get dusted right in front of me and I'm never gonna be okay.

[PuffinSandwich @Puffin_Sandwich]

I hate politics more than anything, but I tweet about it because I desperately need to scream into the void. I don't care if anyone sees, I'm not looking for any validation or attention. I just need to get it out. And Twitter has become the place for that.

[PuffinSandwich @Puffin_Sandwich]

Nothing to put you in a new year mood quite like being told that you make your mother so uncomfortable, simply by existing, that she wants to sell her house just to get away from you! Isn't family wonderful?? 🙃🙃🙃

[PuffinSandwich @Puffin_Sandwich]

My goddamn existence is exhausting. Ugh

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

"AH YES, THE BAD YEAR IS NEARLY OVER" I SAID FOOLISHLY FOR THE FOURTH YEAR IN A ROW, UNAWARE OF WHAT FRESH HORRORS 2019 WOULD BRING

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

THE COLLAPSE OF CIVILIZATION HAS WAY MORE SPIDER-MAN MOVIES THAN I HAD ANTICIPATED

[PuffinSandwich @Puffin_Sandwich]

Cleaning up my account because I can't handle this crap anymore.
If I unfollow you: I love you to pieces, but this -constant- stream of politics and revolution isn't good for my mental stability.

[PuffinSandwich @Puffin_Sandwich]

Me: ok, what's new? *Opens Twitter*
Everyone: POLITICAL RANTS AND GENERAL RAGE! HATRED! ANGER AND NOT-SO- PASSIVE AGRESSION!!
Me: *Closes Twitter* nevermind.