Katharine Andres

[Katharine Andres @Puffintwelve]

@timoandres I did!

[Katharine Andres @Puffintwelve]

@guthrieandres This doesn’t sound like you. It sounds like Dostoyevsky or Charlie Bucket’s father at the toothpaste factory.

[Katharine Andres @Puffintwelve]

@NYUDataScience Well, brava to you! It’s certainly no surprise that you’re doing something extremely interesting. (Also, can you help me find your mother?)

[Katharine Andres @Puffintwelve]

@timoandres where did you learn such snarkiness?

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@timoandres Finally, you’ve made me proud!

[Katharine Andres @Puffintwelve]

@Caramoor @timoandres @chriscerrone @GabePhoto You all look so dear. I wish we had been there. Love to all three.

[Katharine Andres @Puffintwelve]

@timoandres Oh, Lovey! You were the village idiot. We were protecting you. Wear too-short overalls and a red-and-white striped t-shirt, and you can capitalize on this.

[Katharine Andres @Puffintwelve]

@timoandres Well, remember Skipperdee, the turtle in Eloise? A lot of people, mainly Jews who enjoy yachting, are named after that turtle, then shorten their name to Skip. Glad you asked.

[Katharine Andres @Puffintwelve]

@ukeleleuser @timoandres Simultaneously!
“It’s a squeeze,” said Mr. Gumpy.

[Katharine Andres @Puffintwelve]

@timoandres Remember the portrait of Grandmummy from Richard III?

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@timoandres 0h, so did I!

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@guthrieandres @NewYorker In fact, we’re champions, and have matching polka-dotted costumes.

[Katharine Andres @Puffintwelve]

@guthrieandres @timoandres Then we have Timo Soup.

[Katharine Andres @Puffintwelve]

@timoandres To bean or not to bean?

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@ukeleleuser @ameliainahurry You, who have never been flippant, would know.

[Katharine Andres @Puffintwelve]

@timoandres It has that certain gravitas these times demand.

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@guthrieandres You are your father's son; we did not get the wrong one at the hospital.

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@timoandres I suppose I should have explained these things more fully.

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@guthrieandres I was so relieved when the vet told us that about you.

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@timoandres Who would have known hayseeds like us would have such sophisticated children? Gosh, Paw!