Fluff And Puff

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#thingashtonthoughtwasafootballthing 9/11

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Just got store brand gummies over haribo, I wonder If this is how judas felt like when Romans dragged Christ away #whatwouldjudasdo

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After watching 5 minutes of glee I want to join a jihadist movement #whydidiwatchfiveminutesofglee

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Luckily rebels/loyalist fighters in libya don't actually aim their guns or CNN would have one less camera crew. #CNN

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@FreemanInvest mutual bacon love is the solid foundation of any friendship

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Is it appropriate to live tweet an Emmy recast? #Emmys

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Just realized that I am still in love with Kate winslet and/or her red dress #stillthirteen #Emmys

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So so anyone below the line of producer/director is fucked as far as the emmys are concerned #suckstobeacamaraman #Emmys

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Female nominations are a great time to smoke a cigarette #Emmys

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I think that the Ortiz fight should confirm the fact that 2 men hitting each other with padded gloves isn't that interesting now 3 guys...

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I think lonely saturday night shattering self-doubt should be added to death and taxes as inevitable features to my life #mrpopular

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Also just to follow up on the status of my first follower, apparently I was over eager and scared them away #unpopular

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It turns out that even ralphs brand lasagna is better then stoffers. #notetoself

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All you need in life is bacon, and sex. Everything else is filler #ilovebacon

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It turns out video games ARE better then friends #whoknew

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So far my follower still hasn't become my follower and now I'm wondering if my decision to follow them was Ill advised #neurotic

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My first follower is a pity follower #unpopular

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It's clear when I ask a friend a yes or no question and he replies, I'm a dumb asshole, I'll choose the answer I want #dumbasshole

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I just got turned down for a job for dressing business cas.Apparently, I was supposed to wear a stained wife beater.Who knew? #WhatTheFuck

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Currently this will serve more of a diary function then as a social platform.