Miller The Pug

My name is Miller. I am a Pug. I am brown with a black face. I snore. I am the mascot for Capehart.

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

I just got brushed by @capehartmike for a good half hour. I'm a new pug. Also, @agoodermikula 's arm touched my butt and got poop on it.

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

My older sister, Lady, passed away this morning. I miss her. She's in heaven now. http://yfrog.com/331htjj

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

@erinisSOcold I really want some ass cream.

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

I don't feel well. I puked today. I ate it back up tho. Tastes just like dogfood the second time. Now I'm just napping on the couch. :(

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

@PugDiddy -you and lil pup are the cutest doggies alive! http://twitpic.com/hdem0 (via @diyomaha)

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

@diyomaha Im pretty sure my dad deserves a new Nebraska football polo. A black one. Me and lemley will pitch in.

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

Me and lemley sure are thankful that our dad put an a/c in our room. It sure makes sleeping all day more comfortable. I can has room temp.

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

I can tell that Mikula loves it when I step in my own poop. If he and I had a love child, we'd name name him Mikiller. He can has a litter.

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

I'm just watching baseball with muh dad on my day off. http://yfrog.com/0tmwej

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

I have such a hard time remembering if I'm supposed to poop outside or am I supposed to poop inside.

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

@madylikewhoa is sniffing my butt.

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

I can has bath.

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

I've been testing the fences. Systematically. For weaknesses. I remember.

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

Sorry I haven't twittered much recently. I've been quite busy pooping in my house.

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

I absolutely LOVE shitting on the carpet. I can has timeout.

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

I'm snoring SO SO loud.

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

@capehartmike At least you're not a liar.

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

@capehartmike You had me at "Herro!"

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

@capehartmike so you're seriously not coming home?

[Miller The Pug @PugDiddy]

I uhh.. Still don't get it... Where the fuck are they?