Now taking applications for someone to come to my family thanksgiving and eat as much food as you want so that It doesn’t appear I’m the only single one in the family
If y’all wanna know how my day is going (And I’m sure you do)... As I’m getting into my car I see these little ass shoes in my backseat. I’m thinking whose damn kids been in my car???? So I look at the shoe and it’s a mf size 9. THE SUN SHRUNK MY SLIDES🤬FML
I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :)
You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!
Just spoke w/ @GovRicketts. The people of Nebraska & across the Midwest, especially the Farmers & Ranchers, are feeling the impacts from severe weather. The first responders & emergency response teams have done a great job dealing w/ record flooding, high winds, & road closures.