Guillaume Pugnet 🥓🍔🍦

Software thaumaturgist

[Guillaume Pugnet 🥓🍔🍦 @PugnetGuillaume]

@MatthieuROSSI1 Non 😁 mais j'en ai d'autre.

[Guillaume Pugnet 🥓🍔🍦 @PugnetGuillaume]

Tiens j'avais oublié ce compte 🤔

[Ben Sandofsky @sandofsky]

Uber in 2016: “We have thousands of microservices.”
Everyone: “That sounds insane."

Uber in 2020: “It turns out that was insane.”

[Guillaume Pugnet 🥓🍔🍦 @PugnetGuillaume]

That guy is prepared 😂😁👌

[Jenna 🥥 🌴 ⌬ @jennafranke]

Sounds like Berkeley instructors are handling #COVID19 well 😂

[Guillaume Pugnet 🥓🍔🍦 @PugnetGuillaume]

- the developer just has to copy past the jira ticked ID on the commit description and it will link both

Is this what you really call an integrated tool suite???

[Richard Campbell @richcampbell]

Agile done right...

[Sasa Kovacevic █ 🇪🇺🇮🇪🇭🇷 @__S]

Vulnerability scanning for images in Azure Container Registry is now generally available | Azure updates | Microsoft Azure https://t.co/djyKVE9JNR

[Azure Cosmos DB @AzureCosmosDB]

You may have seen that we have announced a Free-Tier for Azure Cosmos DB.

Due to a technical glitch, this announcement went out early. Free Tier will officially be announced and available on Friday March 6.

Stay tuned. We hope you like it.

[Guillaume OUDILL @guillaumeoudill]

Pensée du jour 😀 #movetocloud #k8s #Kubernetes #devops #azure

[Olivier Miossec @omiossec_med]

Regional Vnet integration for #Azure #WebApp for outbound communication with your resources https://t.co/5svvV2RRhF

[Guillaume Pugnet 🥓🍔🍦 @PugnetGuillaume]

--device /dev/snd on AKS anyone?

[@[email protected] @Nick_Craver]

"Did you get a Cisco tech on the phone?"
"Yep!"
"Do they know what a switch is?"
"...there's no evidence of it thus far. Hang on, I'll ask."

[Matt Warren @matthewwarren]

There’s been an initiative to re-write parts of the .NET (Core) Runtime from C++ into C#. It’s impressive to see just how far it can go, for example here’s the managed versions of the code that handles the StelemRef and LdelemaRef IL op codes https://t.co/vJ5lSx3VxQ

[Guillaume Pugnet 🥓🍔🍦 @PugnetGuillaume]

Out Of Memory

[Guillaume Pugnet 🥓🍔🍦 @PugnetGuillaume]

When you've implemented very dirty things 😏

[@[email protected] @Nick_Craver]

The best infrastructure ideas take 1 shower to conceive the thought and at least 10 more before you start to feel clean after you've implemented it.

[Guillaume Pugnet 🥓🍔🍦 @PugnetGuillaume]

👍👌😘

[Nat Friedman @natfriedman]

Sincere apologies to all GitHub users for the downtime this morning, and the brief outages last week as well. We take reliability very seriously, and will publish a full RCA in the near future.

[@[email protected] @Nick_Craver]

Status update:
"Are you still fighting with <insert tech X>?"
"Nope...it's thoroughly kicking our ass. I wouldn't call it a 'fight' as that kinda implies it's 2 sided."

[Guillaume Pugnet 🥓🍔🍦 @PugnetGuillaume]

Sane statement 😊😄

[Erin Fox @erinfoox]

I hate JIRA.

[Guillaume Pugnet 🥓🍔🍦 @PugnetGuillaume]

Same here. Definitely a useless feature on a laptop 🤷🏻‍♂️