Mrs. Spooky

I love Cruz, Taters, and Gus ❤️ time to get spooky 🎃

[chax’s Bizarre Adventure @chakAdemo_]

ITTTSSSSSS TIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEE

[⚢reign @r31gnn]

ngl this was too funny to leave on the priv

[Shadow Knight @shadowknightdk]

i love this piece of shit

[airee ★ @knives4knights]

frank and gerard better be making out REALLY nasty for 2,5 hours straight for that price

[cary @brokebackstan]

ocd is so funny it’s like heyyyy would you guys mind if i Checked real quick?? sorry i just have to Check. ok cool we’re good. wait actuallt sorry one sec im just gonna Check again.

[Gina Darling @MissGinaDarling]

Yeah women with muscles are DISGUSTING AND MANLY! I’ve never seen a hot woman with muscles! I don’t care if a ton of sexy muscle mommies reply to this with pix of themselves flexing cuz I’ll never be convinced! So they better not or it’s going to make me so mad! 👀

[Simon 🐈🐆🐅 @SimonIsHott]

Using Joyride by Kesha for your Exorcist themed drag performance is so cvnt we have to stan.

[gatsby @Grategatsby]

Watching a Diners Drive Ins and Dives from 2008 and it’s a completely different world. A bacon cheeseburger was braggadociosly only $4.75. I looked up the website and that burger is $17 today.

The Flavortown you were raised to live in no longer exists.

[stoobs @thejstoobs]

This is so unnecessarily specific and funny. Please do more hot superlatives. I wanna see people’s sexiest second time divorcee next.

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

stuns as a malevolent shape-shifting interdimensional trapper of children's souls

[b 🐝🌻 @adeadbeatwinner]

i hate gay halloween because what the fuck do you mean you're the dogs from dog of wisdom??