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[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

Why does Emmanuel Macron look like he wants to have sex with everybody he meets

[Jash Dholani @oldbooksguy]

I sometimes think "The Young Napoleon Bonaparte Studying At The Military Academy" is the hardest painting of all time

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

*opposes US imperialism

*opposes Russian invasion

*opposes Cuban embargo

*opposes Chinese suppression

*opposes Israeli apartheid

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

The 1930 World Cup was absolutely mental.

The refs wore suits, the Bolivians played in berets, and the Romanian team was selected by the King... and that's the tame stuff.

From premature funerals to managers knocked out with chloroform, here's a short history of the madness...

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

1. It's my birthday today and I only want one thing.

I want these two women, Niloofar Hamedi and Elahe Mohammadi, to be famous.

Niloofar and Elahe are Iranian reporters who reported on the death of Mahsa Zhina Amini.

They are now in prison and could face the death penalty.

[Petra Laiti (Mihku Ilmára Mika Petra) @PetraLaiti]

Calling my non-Saami followers, non-Finnish followers, #NativeTwitter, any and all journalists, anyone watching.

Prime minister @MarinSanna has, in spite of the pleads from the indigenous Saami people, not yet brought the Saami Parliament Act to parliament.

Please help us. 🧵

[Ploi de Vivre⁷ @ppirapokin]

The craziest thing just happened at dinner. I’m at a ramen shop owned by Thai people in Oakland dressed as power rangers, when a woman comes rushing in saying she wasn’t safe—and a man came running in after her and puts her in a chokehold.

[Балкански Janez 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @BalkanAvis]

For those of you who haven't heard yet, the Evin Prison in Teheran, known for holding political opponents & activists, is currently on fire and there is an ongoing prisoner riot while they are being massacred by the guards.
Spread the word so it doesn't go unnoticed in the world!

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

german pokemon names are so fucking funny man LMFAOOOOOOOO

[Ilkka Manninen @IlkkaManninen]

Ohoi koko Twitter. Kaipaan apuanne. Kuvassa oleva pyörä on varastettu. Jos törmäät siihen jossain, esimerkiksi myynti-ilmoituksissa, niin pyydän ilmoittamaan havainnosta minulle. Saa jakaa 👍

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

RT to confuse an American.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Men Today Are Too Feminine and Women Too Masculine

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[Regime Enjoyer ⚒️🍺 @3mericanj0hnson]

Reposting this legendary thread that I had the instinct to save knowing it would be taken from us (1/4)

[Itä-Uudenmaan poliisi @Poliisi_IU]

Vantaan Myyrmäen urheilupuiston alueelta on tänään klo 10.30 kadonnut autistinen 23 v.mies. Tuntomerkit: harmaat collegehousut, valkoinen neule ja päässä keltaiset kuulosuojaimet (ei kuulokkeet). Hän ei ole kykenevä huolehtimaan itsestään. Soita havainnot 112!

[Herr Naumann 🇺🇦 (@[email protected]) @HerrNaumann]

In a few years, no one will believe it: The top 20 #BorisJohnson images and clips. #Thread 1/21