Jon Pulaski

Rhodes College '21ish

[Jon Pulaski @PulaskiJon]

@yessiryessir12 You’re welcome.

[bandit coot @yessiryessir12]

Babies are out for this new year. If you see one, throw it away.

[Jon Pulaski @PulaskiJon]

@EddieP_1988 @AustinEkeler 0 likes, 0 retweets. Sorry brother 😞

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@jandersen26 @d_quarious @drewmjones34 @MizzouFootball Devastating ratio.

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@omegapinnix Mood.

[gulp. @herman0mario]

if you say “me thinks” fuck you

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@laurenyenari Fucking dork

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@Rodneywhicker1 @myfox8 Cuck.

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@Rodneywhicker1 Literally always. Responding to new data comes up in science class around 5th grade. I’m sorry that your “friends” feel uncomfortable telling you that a typical 12 year old is better educated on this, but I don’t. Read a book. Stop licking boots.

[Kyle Sockwell @kylesockwell]

I would not have held it together this well…

[gage. @itsmegangage]

WE WERE LITERALLY BORN ONTO A PLANET THAT GROWS FOOD HOW DID WE FUCK UP SO BAD THAT I GOT A CREDIT SCORE

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@BrownBatsy @BennettMarlow Swing and a miss.

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@BRO_skelly @BennettMarlow *Your stroke count was 4, meaning you were absolutely atrocious

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@BennettMarlow *cue furious typing from summer league swim parents*

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@addheezie @craigherndon6 Great thread, guys

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It’s a truly awful weekend to be a 36 pack of Costco hot dogs in my fridge.

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@halesbark If this is the Rhodes pool I know EXACTLY which kid

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@lebrownjames236 You never were afraid to admit it

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@ianrappe Stop.