PullOut

We pull out the wildest, stupidest, most unhinged stories and tell them like they’re stand-up comedy.
Internet stupidity, but make it hilarious.😈

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Welcome to PullOut - like a magician who reaches into the hat and pulls out a rabbit… except my hat is the internet, and instead of rabbits, I pull out the wildest, funniest, and most unhinged stories.
Some are ridiculous internet fails.😄 Some are true stories so crazy you’ll swear they’re made up.💥 Either way-
Follow now, or I’ll tell my grandma you don’t like fun!😂🤫
#PullOutStories #Comedy

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A group of capybaras keeps walking straight through the front doors of the Mato Grosso legislature. Mid-vote. No invite. No explanation.

The building borders a park - so they chill in the halls like they pay rent there and get personally escorted back out by staff.

Not a one time thing either. It happens so often that at this point they might have better attendance than some of the actual lawmakers.😅

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@Sadqpreachaa It's as simple as this: what you lose in weekend crowd numbers, you gain in psychological safety, lower maintenance anxiety, and friends who know the real version of you without needing performance or pretense.

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Guy caused a massive police standoff by dressing as the Grim Reaper on a hospital roof in Wales.

Court records just revealed he was ALSO being charged for shoplifting cat litter from Pets at Home.😸

Imagine your time comes - the Grim Reaper appears at the foot of your bed and he smells like Meow Mix and pine pellets.😂

Harvesting souls by day, scooping boxes by night.😂

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A theater in Colombia had to evacuate a screening of Spider-Man: Brand New Day halfway through after an audience member dropped a fart so biohazardous that hundreds of moviegoers fled into the hallway covering their faces.☠️

​With great power comes great responsibility, and bro chose to use 100% of his power for biological warfare.😂

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A 14 year old Montana teen spotted a man getting swept away in the Yellowstone River and made a split second decision:

He grabbed his lasso, pulled off a perfect throw, and hauled the man safely to shore.🏅

​This is the proof that old school ranch skills still save lives! 👏

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Kazakhstan activist marked his birthday by climbing the north tower of the Brooklyn Bridge, planting a bunch of flags - including Kazakhstan’s. Stripping completely naked and jumped off a bridge into the East River while holding a bag over his head like some parachute. He somehow survived the plunge, got yanked out by the NYPD Harbor Unit, and is now facing charges.🌊🚓

Kazakhstan politics had him so cooked he turned the Brooklyn Bridge into his personal midlife crisis performance art.😭

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Couple bought a bag of lettuce from Woolworths and found a live frog just chilling in there.
They named him Greg, gave him a bit of leftover lettuce and released him by the dam.

The frog had been living its best life, cruising in a bag with air holes and all you can eat greens all the way from the East Coast.🐸😅

He got first class transit while the rest of us are paying for groceries.😂

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Man showed up to the sheriff’s office to pick up his friend who had just been arrested for a DUI.

Instead of using the public parking lot, he drove straight into a restricted police only zone.

Deputies checked on him and quickly realized he was also hammered and already driving on a revoked license from a prior DUI.
He was promptly arrested on the spot. 🍺

Friendship is about matching energy.🤣

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A man repeatedly called 911 demanding a beer delivery. When an officer showed up at his door empty handed, he was furious his "driver" had a badge instead of a 6 pack, so he assaulted the cop and ended up arrested.👮‍♂️

​Emergency services are not DoorDash or Uber eats and 911 is definitely not customer service. 📞😅

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Wisconsin driver sees "Road Closed" sign.Removes it.Drives straight into fresh concrete.

Some people test boundaries. This driver became part of the road. 🚧😂

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Using Google Translate to trade a government AK-47 for Jordans is insane💀

​Man really tried to swap AK for fresh sneakers.

​Did anyone take the deal? Absolutely not, but the hustle was unmatched. 👟🔫

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Two robots got married in a Moscow library. 🤖

​They swapped AI written vows while a robot dog brought wedding bracelets like a metallic ring bearer. 🐻💍

​Wonder what the wedding gifts were... a can of WD-40 and a fresh NVIDIA graphics card? 😄

​The future of love is shiny, programmable and just a little bit awkward.😂

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Suspected DUI driver in Dodge Charger led California Highway Patrol on a high speed chase that hit over 130 mph.

Midway through he realized he was low on gas, calmly pulled off the freeway, filled up at a station and got right back on the road like nothing had
happened.

High speed pursuit… and he still finds time for a proper fill up. Most people panic when the check engine light comes on.😄

He ended up arrested anyway after trying to flee on foot.
All that effort just to get caught with a full tank.⛽️😄

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I can't believe this.🤣

Kansas City guy reached for a bottle of Mountain Dew, tumbled into a porta potty tank and got stuck for eight hours.

Rescuers had to cut him out and hose him down.

​Mountain Dew needs to make this a commercial:

"Do the Dew. No matter the cost."🤣

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Mountain rescue team saving a stoned Labrador.

Someone left their stash on the trail and the dog found it first.🐶

Your first bad trip and getting a full emergency mountain rescue escort.😅

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Rogue sheep break into a German supermarket and wreck the place.🐑

Honestly? Still better behaved than the Black Friday mob.😅

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A 41 year old man set a Guinness World Record by staying in full-body contact with snow for 2 hours, 12 minutes, and 12 seconds.

Two full hours under there like a human snowman.⛄️

Most people can’t sit still for a 10 minute meeting, but this guy willingly turned himself into a popsicle.🥶

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@OliLondonTV The fact that she’s disappointed the attacker didn’t fit the right demographic says everything. The crime is secondary. The story they wanted is what counts. Sad😔

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Two men bought tickets to the Space Needle, went into the observation deck restroom, put on helmets, climbed over the glass barrier, and parachuted off.🪂

Somewhere out there these two are watching the news like "Yeah that was us."😄