Pulp on Lakeside is a shop located in Richmond, Virginia, that is serving up New York bagels, specialty coffee, and smoothies while working to build community.
Raspberry: WHAT? I'm not fat!
Kale: No No No. You're not fat. I just find it interesting that raspberries are considered one of the healthiest berries and still have one of the highest fat contents of the berry family. I'm sorry. I'm bad at small talk.
Durian: I love my fat.
Banana: Even in this new place, I still haven't had any cramps. Cramp free and proud.
Kale: I would argue that the discomfort in your head you complained of when I use higher vocabulary proves you wrong.
Banana: What?
Durian: Kale use big word, you get brain cramp.
Banana: 😡
Kale: [Mumbles frantically]
Raspberry: What's his issue?
Bean: I don't know. I was getting some cheerios, and he took them and scurried off to make some scientific model. [Exits]
Raspberry: What's wrong, Kale?
Kale: [Calmly] Nothing. I just can't stand hearing him eat cereal.
Durian: Hey Banana, have I ever told you about my time as a professional boxer
Banana: What!? No way! That's so cool.
Durian: Yeah, it was hard work and a lot of training, but those pizza boxes weren't going to fold themselves.😆
Banana: 😤 Shut up, Durian.
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Banana: 🏃♂️ON YOUR LEFT.
Kale: 🙄 I understand your concern about regressing to a less physically fit state during captivity, but must you run in MY location?
Bean: I ran with the bulls in Pamplona after my tip to Bar"th"elona.
Banana: 😡 Say Bar"th"elona one more time.
Raspberry: 🤢 What is that smell? Come on, Durian!
Durian: What!? Don't blame my natural musk! Ask Bean he is always eating something weird.
Bean: First, it's "Bee-Yawn." And Vieux-Boulogne isn't weird. It's European and we are 10 years ahead of you.
Kale: Hmm, time travel
Banana: So, where are we going?
Kale: It appears we're departing 37.555601, -77.453791. Headed North at 32 mph.
Banana: Why are you such a nerd?
Kale: It's who I am. The most nutrient-dense food on earth.
Banana: Oh, you’re dense, alright.
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Raspberry: 📸📸📸 Mmmm. I like this filter! Rio de Janeiro looks so good with my complexion. I can’t wait to see who’s watching my stories!
Bean: [crunch, crunch] This bandana says it's organic, but it sure doesn’t taste like it is.
Banana: 😠🤬
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🥳 Today is about a Pulp Fiction Classic. In the world of smoothies, the Bear Claw rises above the rest. This protein packed treat is sure to give you the boost you need to finish out your week. Seize the weekend with the power of the bear claw.🐻
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