James Brown

If you hate 'woke', I'm confident of two things: 1) you don't like me; and 2) you can't coherently define 'woke'.

#BHAFC Seeeeeagulls!

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@styler Basically, trying to put the ball in a place where the batter will find it difficult to hit effectively. Crucially, though, they will never intentionally bowl *A* wide - if it's called wide, the bowler accidentally overdid it.

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@OfficialFPL I sold Watkins. I can't even remember why or what I was thinking. 😶

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@7margaretsanson @TedJamieson Even though that's meant largely as hyperbole, remember that *literally* did happen during the COVID lockdowns (not about lost business per se, but about how cruel and unreasonable restricting funeral attendance was)🙃

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At a Chlöe Swarbrick campaign fundraiser stand-up gig (the second of two this evening). Not entirely surprised that the event could easily double as an Alan Moore lookalike contest. Manson beards aplenty.

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Larry David Farrier

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@DylanReeve "You aren't gonna believe this, but we went back and read it again, and it turns out there's this whole sentence we never noticed about a 'well regulated militia'. We gotta CHANGE some things, folks!"

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Political tribalism is a hell of a drug. So desperate to score rhetorical points they will happily pretend they don't see a difference between raising your voice to a co-worker and physically beating a sleeping 13-year-old. Because everything is the same as everything else 😶

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@DylanReeve He now claims that the papers he was shuffling were nothing classified, and his saying that they WERE was just bravado. It's the 'Trump is a known liar, so you can't believe him when he incriminates himself' defence.

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@PouTepou @CTrevettNZH I just want to buy a coffee without the barista ramming 'coo' down my throat.

(apologies to non-Animal Crossing players, for whom this will make no sense)

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@chrisluxonmp Mandatory minimum sentences, like the United States have had for decades. Soon we'll be a crime-free utopia just like them. Oh, wait...

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You love the Crusaders, huh? What are the names of their first four albums then?

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@zane102011 @piwakawakaracin 26. You had me thinking I was older than Luzon there for a second, and I nearly had a heart attack 😂

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I suppose I'd better find out a little bit about Yevgeny Prigozhin, if he might be in charge of Russia soon.

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@PeteSvoboda89 A fella can dream 😉

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Whoever you choose to root for in the Zuck v Musk deathmatch, I think we can all agree Facebook needs to be in charge of streaming it, after the debacle Twitter made of that DeSantis campaign launch.

[Ryan Sproull @RyanSproull]

Oceangategate

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@davidsirota I bet they forgot to sing Willin' - a definite submarine jinx.

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I hope you're all happy - after all the stick Luxon's been getting about his Teslas, he's 100% going to buy, like, six double-cab utes today.

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@brendankellol