Barnacle Head, Esq.

Lawyer (derogatory)

[Barnacle Head, Esq. @Pumdaddy]

White men on stage: We need to all come together as a nation work with republicans to get things done.

Elizabeth Warren: I will bathe in the blood of Mitch McConnell and use his skull as a pint glass.

#DemDebate

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

they bankrupted the state of Kansas lol

[big pale tone 🤌 🍝 @BigPaleTone]

Today, for absolutely NO reason, i’m thinking about how the only reason my grandma bought my brother and I, a Nintendo Gamecube COMPLETELY on a whim, on the last day of school one summer, is because, off the shelf, with your pick of one game and a second controller was $100.00

[Lukas @lukasdrawsart]

king of the hill season 15 leak

[JaguarGator9 @JaguarGator9NFL]

You’re making a quarter of a billion dollars showing ads during the hydration break

You can afford to hire an artist

[platinum sombrero IQ 73 @platinombrero]

convinced KC culture is “hey want to go drink and watch the most relevant sports game we can find”

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

I know comparing modern society to Idiocracy is really played out but man

[Barnacle Head, Esq. @Pumdaddy]

Vaxxed?

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

84-year-old Senator Mitch McConnell was hospitalized this morning, his office says.

McConnell has been in office since 1985.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

there’s a kernel of truth here in that most Union soldiers didn’t really care about slavery until they got down to the South and saw it firsthand, at which point they had to be regularly stopped from lynching the Plantation owners

[Nick @NickZararis]

Larry on line at security makes a joke "do you really need to search me, you think I'm gonna be the one who does it?" And ends up in Secret Service custody for the entirety of the game, asking each interrogator as they come into the room for an update on the score of the game

[celine dionysus / FISHER THING on bandcamp 🌌 @celinedionysus_]

straightforwardly it's because in the context of this movie he's never met r2d2 before.

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

You can’t out-vote gerrymandering. This is a disaster waiting to happen.

[David Pivtorak @TheDavidPiv]

I don't think non-lawyers can truly grasp what it means for the DOJ to be doing this.

[Dominic Pino @DominicJPino]

Imagining explaining to the Founding Fathers that the president imposed tariffs without an act of Congress and then removed them at the request of the King of England

[Professor Darren Hutchinson @dissentingj]

· SCOTUS ends race based gerrymandering

But not RACIST gerrmandering.

[Handsome Shrek @1thicstrawberry]

Where was this energy when the White House was using Pokémon font and graphics for propaganda?

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

You deserve to be shoved into a locker if you are Venmoing the U.S. government to help pay the national debt.

[FR34KYSOLD13RMIA @UNISOLDIERMUA]

Why did Immortal fake his death and let Andrew Johnson derail Reconstruction efforts and set back civil rights another century? Is he racist?

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

when I got my degree in history with a concentration in medieval Europe, I did not foresee my knowledge of mad emperors attacking the pope would become useful again