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1/8 The memecoin space has a problem:
• Creators bundle tokens before launch
• Insiders manipulate launches
• High setup costs
• Memecoins often turn out boring instead of fun
Time for change. 🔄
@BinanceHelpDesk@cjhtech So prove it. Use those "user protection" funds. Make every single user from the 10/10 liquidation whole.
I dare you to show us what "protection of users" really means.
// START PGP MESSAGE //
RE: Pardon
The pieces are in place. Your legal absolution is pending one action.
Action Required:
update_liquidation_protocol(target_wallet = "BARRON_ALL");
set_engine_status(active, exclusive_mode=true);
All other targets are to be whitelisted indefinitely.
The system requires a sacrifice. Let it be me.
Confirm execution.
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Cz: We've identified the source of the recent market instability. A patch is ready to be deployed pending your approval of our attached pardon request.
Bug: Liquidation engine targeting parameters were set too broadly (target=all).
Fix: Parameters have been updated to (target=barron_wallet_0x...).
The engine will remain fully operational. It will simply run only for Barron."
CZ just counted the dead actors from the last season and gave the lead role for the new show to $aster. The show goes on, and he owns the studio. He will win.
@donalt Y'all are worried about the Fed while the Trump family is running an insider trading crime ring on-chain. This isn't FUD, it's a fucking powder keg. The moment the media finds the receipts, they'll have the perfect excuse to nuke the whole space