Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs

3x standards committee chair | Land and mineral rights arbitrage | Regular at topcats | Keystone purist | 0-2 in small claims court | #ATOBTTR

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

Abomination

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

HE DROPPED THE FINAL OUT 🤯

CARDINALS LEAD.

(via @Cardinals)

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

Deadass just fire everyone on the reds bro I can’t believe what I witnessed

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

Come on bruh are we serious #obliterate

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

I have genuinely never seen a bigger robbery than what happened to Pete Alonso 😭😭😭

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

@joeroyercumsoc1 Career fairs are useless anyway bro u not gettin a job there

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

Wow Moderna made a vaccine for melanoma

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

JUST IN: Water has been found in the ocean 😱😱😱😱

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: 13 Penn State fraternity brothers charged with running a major cocaine trafficking ring, with some pledges allegedly forced to cut & package cocaine as part of their “indoctrination” into the frats.

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

@richardciderbox Nah this is tuff

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

@DrChipinskiii Introduce him to Mr. Smith 😍😍

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

I want Iva Jovic.

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

@signachanplin I can save her

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

Yeah anyways…. #rackattack 🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

Yea so the reds bullpen needs to be #nuked

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

@Randal2faded Great day to doomscroll the #beev

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

It’s 1:20pm, I just woke up, and the first thing I do for the day is scroll my burner

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

@richardciderbox Send her to Russia

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

This a hot take or sumn?? Donuts genuinely fucking disgust me #lank

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

@Chad_Thruston 1 million beers please

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

Beautiful day to mow the lawn. #lawndox #expand

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

@joeroyercumsoc1 Time to have a night!

[Larry “Pumpjack” Briggs @PumpJackLarryIV]

@barrybag17 It ain’t much but it’s honest work