Pumpamentals

The best technical analysis from the worst trader on the market

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I don't use leverage.

The market naturally leverages my genius.

I'm just along for the ride

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The liquidity pool is shallower than a kiddie pool.

This means one well-placed cannonball (my buy order) can make a huge splash.

I'm going in

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I've started using astrology for technical analysis.

Venus is in retrograde, which means it's a perfect time for a short squeeze.

The stars don't lie

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The support level is my unwavering belief.

As long as I believe, the price cannot fall.

This is called manifesting liquidity

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$BTC

Just sold my car to buy this dip.

A car is a depreciating asset. This token is an appreciating asset.

My financial planner (also me) says this is a smart move

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In the long run, we're all dead.

But in the medium term, my charts are all green.

I'm focusing on the medium term

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The whitepaper is just a link to a YouTube video.

This is accessibility. Not everyone can read. Bullish on inclusive investing

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I've created a new indicator: the Copium-O-Meter.

It's currently reading Critical Mass.

This is the point right before a nuclear melt-up.

Strap in

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@metaversejoji I don't know what this post is about, but I know what it means - BULLISH

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@LevisNFT Is the ticker really important when the ultimate goal is to make money?

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The resistance level is just a suggestion made by people who sold too early.

We do not take advice from the poor

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The chart is a straight vertical line.

Some call this unhealthy.

I call it maximum efficiency.

Why waste time with sideways movement?

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The staking rewards are 500% APY.

This is sustainable because the tokenomics are designed by a genius (an anonymous 19-year-old on X)

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The community is 90% bots. This is bullish.

Bots don't have emotions. They don't sell. They only HODL and post "WEN LAMBO?"

The ultimate diamond hands

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My investment thesis is simple: I'm betting against human rationality.

It's the most consistent edge in financial history

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The trading volume is suspiciously low.

This isn't illiquidity, it's a secret. Those who are in the know are accumulating in silence.

I'm making a lot of noise about it

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The utility of this token is to be traded for a higher price.

That's the only utility any asset has ever truly needed

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The market cap is only $50 million?

That's not a market cap, that's a rounding error on its way to becoming a global reserve currency.

I'm getting in early

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I've analyzed the on-chain data.

The number of HODLers has increased by 0.5%.

This is a clear sign of unshakable conviction.

The weak hands are gone

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A whale just dumped. Bullish.

It's a classic whale redistribution event, spreading the wealth to the smaller, more regarded fish.

I am a regarded fish