It's now been 10 hours since the Robinhood devs still can't launch.
And I have the perfect ragebait token.
Did you know that when you search for Vlad Tenev on Urban Dictionary, one of the nicknames you find is "Vlad 'The Cuck' Tenev"?
Let's send this coin while they sit there watching us like cucks.
you folks have been vocal about the constant new token spam, vamps, and we identified some bots spamming and copying new tokens every hour
we are finding a workaround for this issue and we have decided to temporarily disable new launches while we work
existing tokens still work normally on uniswap and so on
How did we never sent this narra.
The Urban Dictionary definition of a Robinhood trader is basically a broke retail that doesn't know how to trade.
Robinhood Trader:
Someone who only owns penny stocks, but has no fucking clue how to day trade. Thinks making 2 dollars is a significant return after losing 2000. Keeps putting money from government stimulus checks in tho.
https://t.co/GaUTc3hqla
For years, the S&P 500 has been the index everyone understands.
500 of the biggest companies in the world, bundled into one thesis.
But crypto never had its own version on-chain.
So we built Solana 500 / Pumpfun 500.
Instead of tracking Wall Street companies, we track the top 500 tokens on Pumpfun.
Creator rewards will be used to buy tokens from the Pumpfun 500 list and airdrop them back to $S&P500 holders.
Once $300 in rewards are accumulated, the first airdrop begins.
Distribution is weighted by how much $S&P500 you hold and how long you held it for, so real holders get rewarded more than quick flips.
Going live right after bond to show the tech, the buys, and the holder distribution in real time.
Wall Street had the S&P 500.
The trenches now have $S&P500.
It's been officially 1 year since pumpfun launched their tge.
It's was suppose to save the trenches.
But now we can clearly say that tge had for only to extract from us.
The Great Extraction was launched 1 year ago and nobody even knew it.
the moment youβve all been waiting for
$PUMP is launching through an Initial Coin Offering on Saturday, July 12th.
airdrop coming soon.
our plan is to Kill Facebook, TikTok, and Twitch. On Solana.
learn more about $PUMP and how to get involved π
"FON" (Fear Of Nothing) is the New Version of "FOMO" that is going GIGA VIRAL on TikTok, the opposite of "Fear Of Missing Out"
It represents Courage, Confidence, and decision-making, exactly the mentality that we need in this Market.
Hundreds of Thousands of Likes, Millions of Views and Hundreds of posts, FON is becoming the Nietzschean Version of FOMO.
We need a runner where people do not fear of Topblasting, we need to bring the Nietzschean Mindset back, we need to apply the FON Mentality in this Market, lets start the FON Movement.
Proof; https://t.co/2bWSngGF7P
Now that memecoins have officially conquered stocks through Robinhood Chain, I think it's time to revive a 10-year-old narrative.
Back in 2016, someone on Reddit proposed creating a meme stock exchange called Nasdaq.
Ten years later, one of the world's biggest stock exchanges has launched its own memecoin chain.
We made their dream come true.
https://t.co/FxC9OwX5Ad
Robinhood chain is ripping.
We didn't had any animal or cult coin about it.
Time to bring back og vibes with some pfp cult.
Dog in Hood - $dih.
Fees for dex and marketing, let run this project long term.
Market so back, solana is going back to ath, ansem is bringing us the airdrop.
Everyone one CT is becoming crazy bullish as if we didn't bleed for months, We are celebrating a 10% up after dropping 80% from ath.
This have a name, it's a drug called copium.
Knowyourmeme : https://t.co/hWyLqEXVkz
Elon post : https://t.co/LCPJeJhXEp