Ash

Professional procrastinator.

#UpTheChels
#MKLK

[Ash @PumpedWalrus67]

Cemana kau boleh amek dia main utk team kau , mcm bingai siall main😭

[Atlético de Madrid @atletienglish]

Hold your head high, Alex ❤️

What you and Norway achieved this World Cup was historic 🇳🇴

[⚓SyazwanSeaMasterSam🇲🇾 @SSSKaptenPisang]

Epstein Files-esque

[kzztz @kzzztz]

Kahkahkah. Kantoii busuk.

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

Why are dog owners such insufferable assholes?

[GLAD @GLADRMCF]

Turns out Roy Keane was right about the donkey!

[LA Galaxy @LAGalaxy]

Welcome to Los Angeles, @BelRedDevils 🇧🇪

[🐥⁹⁴ @oohafiqah]

Pagi-pagi dah kena perli dengan website gomen ni 😭😭😭😭😭

[Piang Shankly @PiangShankly]

Kok ye pun, delete la dulu cadangan chat gpt tu, Ammar Hakim..
& @stadiumastro takde editor ke yg cek dl semua article sblm publish?

Haha.. Kartun

[twitboy @twitsterboy]

@HobinJangHobin_ Sebab tu Melayu Islam meniaga tak maju. Semua benda nak tunggang agama. Meniaga bukan atas merit benda yang dijual, kot la makanan sedap ke layanan baik ke, ni dapat duit atas tunggangan agama sendiri. Ni bukan Islam, ni Melayu buat agama sendiri. Agama melayu.

[Ash @PumpedWalrus67]

Thank God it's Schumacher for me

[Pat @Goatciello]

Saw a "who was wdc the year you were born" and someone deadass said rosberg

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

Ayyoub Bouaddi vs Brazil:

[Amanya @tuskerlist]

@Asensii20 Another round of tears delivered 😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

And there we go again

[NoBiscotti🇵🇸🇺🇦🚩 @NoBiscotti]

“Quick let me bring up a bunch of metrics that doesn’t matter to football, that will really show them”

[TheSecretScout @TheSecretScout_]

Never heard of Haissem Hassan

Acting like a 100m winger!

Unreal

[Ikhwan @JatIkhwan]

Beza founder non Malay dengan founder Melayu. Founder Melayu akan make sure dia paling bingit dalam social media, muka dia di seantero alam terpampang, one issue after another. I bet ni first time many of you tengok muka founder The Chicken Rice Shop yang ada di merata mall kita

[📟 @sourskittlesz]

Fifi Fairuz Fuyo did a much better job than this Berita Hairan lazy AI slop

[Daniel @danieleskay]

Noor Kartini:
- tak disahkan halal JAKIM
- harga kayangan (RM26)
- jual-beli guna ejen
- tak ada rekod cucuk kepialu

Chee Meng:
- ori Hainan sejak 1965
- sah halal JAKIM
- harga mampu milik (RM14)
- ayam boleh pilih jenis dan bahagian
- jual-beli direct
- semua cucuk kepialu

[E @Ellis_]

Brazil should’ve called up Joao Pedro he’s their only good 9.