I swear this is exactly how it happens every single time.
You watch the chart for hours.
You tell yourself you’re not buying.
Then one giant green candle appears and suddenly you’re a genius.
You buy.
Five seconds later:
-93%.
And somehow your brain still goes:
“Perfect entry.”
That’s basically PUMPET.
$PUMPET — Nov 19 on Solana.
@cz_binance : “We have a problem.”
PUMPET: “Relax. I’ve made worse trades.”
Then Elon walks in and tries to sell Binance shares.
There’s just one tiny problem…
Binance isn’t publicly traded.
Welcome to the PUMPET universe.
Bad trades.
Good memes.
Zero dignity.
$PUMPET — NOV 19 on Solana.
PARODY / FICTION.