Watching this Chris Brown documentary and itโs crazy how people have said โshe hit him tooโ but she scratched him and tried to gouge his eyes because he was choking her out and she was trying to stop him.
being a latchkey kid was sad but kids who had a parent home to greet them never got to live in that lawless two hours where you could eat something weird and you and your brother could hit each other
"Black?"
"It's actually pronounced Zack"
is one of my favourite jokes from TV in the past five years. Simple, so contextually perfect, an immediate snort