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[Fawny @dopehorses]

did they ask him to do that

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I have no one.

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Taking a bath with my relaxing red lamp only to be horrified by Skibitty toilet staring at me from the corner of his eye…

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I’m not a person I’m a animal and I know no better 🐆

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Father stretch my paws

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Tabernacle….

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Some one take me out of the mini so

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I ❤️ Mondays ❤️❤️

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My boyfriend thinks that when my cat scratches the carpet or the couch or something he is “sharpening his nails” but he is just a baby fairy

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How come saunas don’t have a no smoking sign hmm Are we allowed to smoke in there? 🤔

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@andnico67 That’s why I hang bones outside of my house

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Life is like. You can poison yourself either slowly or immediately

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I want gabagool

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Feel so susceptible to the human condition….

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Church play rendition of The Wall when

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They are always being mean to mcgirk

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Too lazy to roll over using my make up mirror as my tv

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I want a filet minion

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Feeling vengeful think I’ll put on a clown mask and terrorize civilians in public and in museums