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Burning ETH on Abstract🔥

[Pumpy @PumpyFi]

My Spring PnL on @AbstractChain is honestly just depressing

• Web3 Playboy: bought $95 sold $24
• RUYUI: bought $96 sold $28
• MoG PnL: -$60
• Cambria Dungeons PnL: -$66 (in just 2 weeks)

Been here since day 1, dumped over $1000 into ecosystem projects, and still zero roles. No role probably means no airdrop (if it even happens), and it wouldn't cover these losses anyway. Web3 is a money pit. Time to do something else

[Pumpy @PumpyFi]

Just sold a dropped cloak for $18, which fully pays for my $15 bunny! Continuing to farm carrots in @bunnybuttonxyz completely risk-free now

I still need 1 last ref to finish a quest, please use my link: https://t.co/zHhSQdtSw1

[Bunya🏀 @bunya_eth]

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[Pumpy @PumpyFi]

Just got my bunny in @bunnybuttonxyz and started farming. It’s basically a simple clicker where you steal carrots, upgrade your stuff, and get some passive income going. Pretty chill for killing a few minutes here and there.

I need 2 referrals to finish a quest and unlock parties, so I'd appreciate it if you used my link! It gives you some starter quests too
https://t.co/j6wrGRQmWX
DYOR

[Pumpy @PumpyFi]

The new @playcambria patch actually fixed the game! Mob one-shots are finally gone! 🎉
Now the only things between you and victory are the Stress mechanic and your actual skill. You can even clear the final floor with a maxed-out Stress bar

[Pumpy @PumpyFi]

@Neslie_eth @playcambria Great run

[Pumpy @PumpyFi]

@Shima_Eth @AbstractChain Claiming freebies on Shiny and Dyli, launching Moody AI assistants, and actively donating my money to Cambria

[Pumpy @PumpyFi]

I just earned 90,984 XP on @AbstractChain! 🎉
Exclusively played Cambria Dungeons.
Net loss: $67. Nice 🫤

[Pumpy @PumpyFi]

@0xWabo Mint 3 😽

[Pumpy @PumpyFi]

@MobsterNft Glad you have esports pros in your guild, but we were promised a game that wasn't just for them. Regular players are just getting farmed

[Pumpy @PumpyFi]

Remember how MoG scammed us by turning off energy drops on floors and we cried about it? Well, Cambria took it to the next level🫤

Didn't roll your core skills? Rekt
No damage Quirks? Rekt
No stress relief potions drop? Rekt (60%)
Boss oneshot? Rekt
3 affix mob oneshot? Rekt

There is literally no jackpot mechanic here, meaning there's zero chance to recoup your losses. Right now, the game just eats 50% of your investment, and the chance to even break even is minimal. This kind of brutal cash grab at launch will only lead to failure. New players will try it, lose their money, and instantly leave.

[Pumpy @PumpyFi]

@DKashtalyan @thebeaksart 0x1e5A4981593ceC848C0F542fbBC5647D89292B5F

[Pumpy @PumpyFi]

Supporting the @playcambria economy the best way I know how 💀

[Pumpy @PumpyFi]

Did two 500-key runs in @playcambria currently down $20.
Run 1: One-shotted by the F7 boss.
Run 2: Deleted by a 3-affix mob on F8.
I had +HP and +Melee Def passives upgraded AND potions active. Nothing saved me. Definitely don't recommend playing big until they patch the one-shots

[Pumpy @PumpyFi]

Cleared Floor 8, killed the boss, and dropped two T5 artifacts, but still didn't make the leaderboard. Kinda frustrating🥲
Maybe it’s time to expand the board to Top 100? Or at least filter out duplicate entries and only show each player's single best run? @communitybria

[Pumpy @PumpyFi]

@Crypto_Chickie They promised to add a way to cash out

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Cambria week 1 payout: $5.75 (spent $15). Got the funds in my Privy wallet but don't know how to withdraw.
At least I finally beat Floor 8!🥳

[Pumpy @PumpyFi]

I just earned 79,842 XP on @AbstractChain! 🎉
Played Cambria 90% of the time

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@0xIrena @playcambria never really paid attention to those things!