PunJohnny

We are a 4 line team, only in Press Conferences! Stay caffeinated ☕️ my friends!

[PunJohnny @PunJohnnyCanuck]

@ryanbiech I just finished 4 years of therapy sessions to close that 2011 wound. You just re-opened it. Siri call my Therapist.. Calling..

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When one on your homies out of the hood makes it

[Erik Gudbranson @Guddy44]

@VanCanucks So pumped to get started! #VanCity

[John MacKinnon @johnmackinnon24]

Why the hell is TSN showing hockey on repeat and not the Raptors game?

[Emily Schmidt @emilyschmidtj]

@cogeco Your guide is terrible. Guide for TSN says Raptors but is actually hockey!! #fail

[PunJohnny @PunJohnnyCanuck]

Memo to Duncan Keith my alarm works just fine now, no need for wake up calls! Signed David Backes #wakeywakey @mattsekeres

[PunJohnny @PunJohnnyCanuck]

The Sven Baertchi experiment is over after that last shift - Jim Benning

[PunJohnny @PunJohnnyCanuck]

@mattsekeres memo to Dr.Seus: if "The cat in the hat" was ever to have a sequel, "The lack there of hat" could work after the past weekend

[PunJohnny @PunJohnnyCanuck]

Memo to the @VanCanucks you are a loss away from your team "playing for Vancouver" to "Praying for fan support" #playforthis @mattsekeres

[PunJohnny @PunJohnnyCanuck]

Start the Sedins for 3on3 guaranteed loss!

[PunJohnny @PunJohnnyCanuck]

@JovanHeer @KirniCheema I'm brutal with Twitter just gave a black check mark ☑️, I'm simple no need for a blue one.

[PunJohnny @PunJohnnyCanuck]

@KirniCheema here's your blue check mark lol

[PunJohnny @PunJohnnyCanuck]

@mattsekeres Memo to Willy D: this is the make tough decisions coaching league, not the "try" and hide behind the youth league! - Karma

[PunJohnny @PunJohnnyCanuck]

Gitttterin Goinss

[PunJohnny @PunJohnnyCanuck]

@strombo @JoeyBats19 3rd 11 game win streak in the making! That 11th shall be the gravy on a season that currently is Priceless!

[PunJohnny @PunJohnnyCanuck]

@corribananas that tweet is 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 signed - Gwen Stefani

[PunJohnny @PunJohnnyCanuck]

@mattsekeres memo to Z.Kassian, M.Richards and J.Stoll, you have officially been granted Fall Guy status Stay classy! - C.Carter #symposium

[PunJohnny @PunJohnnyCanuck]

@mattsekeres memo to Matt if you can wipe your own ass you can wash your own dishes @BlakePriceTSN