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Lightning in a bottle

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

a chad might mog but when the jester performs even the king sits to listen

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.

[g @34rths]

Taking my big thoughts to big places so they feel small

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

I have a friend I'm trying to hire who's basically unemployable and homeless however like, once u start knowing her you basically get roped into her life as if it's a tv show. Like, she causes insane amounts of property damage (one time she accidentally poisoned me) but her existence as living art is so enjoyable and also funny like she gets kicked out of everyone's house and then eventually ppl get sad and want her back so she basically circulates around like, I'm fairly certain this wud be a job in the medieval times but how does one employ someone like this ? I feel like I have an unusually large amount of unemployable but brilliant friends. Is there a healthier way for society to support these figures?

It's like Socrates syndrome

[WILD SPICY🔥 @OhFuckYeahBud82]

If it was me out there #different

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

wanting to straight up kill urself for an entire week and then getting ur period

[Harlo Pippenger 🥕🛠🎀 @PippengerHarlo]

white people on forced death march: well at least im getting my steps in!

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Niggas be like "that's not realistic" as if the entire universe isn't a living miracle beyond human comprehension

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Why is California full of Minecraft biomes

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

So you’re telling me that the Moon’s many craters are from billions of years protecting Earth by pulling space rocks into her orbit. The moon who is depicted as a woman in countless cultures and timelines? You’re saying her craters and stretch marks are evidence of care? Has someone informed the poets about this?

[the Rich @Duderichy]

HEARTBREAKING: the brokest least reliable person you know got a dog

[Pepsi @pepsibong]

I’ve seen the other side and there’s not even any grass there

[𑣲𝓳 @luvvraq]

i paid with apple pay too idgaf

[chase @cfree94]

i love how exiting a plane is still such a quick and accurate way to tell if someone is a Normal Person or not