Crystal Carpenter

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

@GovAbbott @GregAbbott_TX Stop Robert Roberson's execution NOW! His conviction has been entirely discredited - unconstitutional to impose the death penalty in his case and holding up the conviction totally disregards the 2013 junk science law. FIX THIS!

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

@POTUS @VP @KamalaHarris @JoeBiden Please step in on behalf of Robert Roberson, who's scheduled to be executed tonight in Texas for a crime that didn't happen, with a conviction based on ignorance and junk science! Call Governor Abbott and stop this!

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

@GovAbbott @GregAbbott_TX Do the right thing and grant clemency/stay of execution for Robert Roberson. His entire conviction was discredited. No crime occurred. It's unconstitutional to impose the death penalty on individuals with intellectual disability. Fix this!

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

@GovParsonMO ignored the evidence proving Marcellus Williams's innocence and disregarded the wishes of constituents, the victim's family, and many more, to stop this wrongful execution from happening.

The world, but most importantly Missouri, won't forget.

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

.@GregAbbott_TX Please stop the execution of @innocence client #RobertRoberson on 10/17. The basis of his conviction has officially crumbled. Nikki's death was a tragic accident. Please don't force Robert to die for this. https://t.co/4RDjUtS76s

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

@KamalaHarris @VP @POTUS @JoeBiden Please urge Gov Parson of Missouri to stop Marcellus Williams from being executed tonight! Evidence has already proven that he's innocent, the citizens of Missouri don't want him executed, and the victim's family doesn't want him executed!

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

.@GovParsonMO, please do not let Missouri execute
@innocence @the_MIP client #MarcellusWilliams, an innocent person — where there is overwhelming evidence that his trial was constitutionally unfair — on 9/24. https://t.co/qz8xvVVJcg

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

@bone0921 So glad I'm not the only one who picked up on this. Such a neat detail!

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

@ChrisGethard #BConLetsGo Tell me there's gonna be some emo/metal playing tonight - I wanna headbaaaaang :D

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

#bconletsgo #bconcarnival At the end of the show: "Anything to [butt] plug?"

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

#bconcarnval #bconletsgo Didn't expect "What sex toys have sold out at the convention?" to be a part of podcast demographic analytics lol

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

#bconcarnival Shit, self-work IS productive

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

#bconcarnival Ol' Mindblow Joe

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

#bconcarnival I call what Joe's talking about - experiencing strife 3 ways - part of my personal time travel. :) Love that perspective, Joe!

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

#bconcarnival To the fuckin woods

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

#bconcarnival Hard relate to you, Caller, for needing to run away for a bit. I had to have some time in a separate space for a while in a tough time and we started couples therapy after that and it helped so much. <3

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

@ChrisGethard Beautiful Cononymous has been excellent and my soul is full! <3 I have an idea for next time that I think would be so much fun and a lovely keepsake: a yearbook of past callers that they can sign at the convention! Plus blank pages in case any surprises show up! ;)

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

#bconletsgo OMG I KNEW IT

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

#bconletsgo Nemesis: As the prophecy foretold, FACE TO FACE

[Crystal Carpenter @PunPerpetrator]

@yoisthisracist Still behind on episodes, but as I catch up, I present to you more low-hanging fruit duck pun content in response to Andrew's quip about ducks having no borders - Ducktors without Borders. That's it
:) Love the show! Thank you for the entertainment and education!