A Funk Soul Brother

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[A Funk Soul Brother @PunaboutREEDing]

Lol Rekt.

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

Overheard a couple quietly bickering in Target. The woman goes, “Jason, I don’t have time for your shenanigans right now,” and I glanced over to see that Jason was wearing a T-shirt that said “they hate to see a silly goose winning” 🪿

[MrBujok @BujokMr]

This is so won’t be able to sue the data centers for poisoning the water supply

[LoLNothingMatters @DastDn]

12/10

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[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

can the dentist tell how many times i’ve put a gun in my mouth

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

imagine freeing one slave in your entire life and it’s Hitler

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

So like…

We gotta…

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

BREAKING: @elmo loves the Phillies

[Pat Makes Art @patmakesart]

Game 4.
If I die in Philly, at least I will die free.
#flyers #ignitetheorange

[will @will_nba_hater]

Been sitting on this take for like 2 years, god bless this pollster for validating it

[Jimmy Traina @JimmyTraina]

Larry’s delivery of, “Hey, 44,” was perfect Larry.

[Jake @JakeWally]

He thought this was it

[nishadi ⚢ is reading JORGE JOESTAR @p1nkch4n]

everyone was talking about their heights and this dude who was shorter than me said he was 6 feet tall and when it came around to me and i was about to say my height he looked at me like this

[Mrs Too Damn Media Literate @bobo_circus]

It's so funny to be like "alright guys no more Zoloft" while you're pumping gas to $300/gallon and there's 7 jobs left

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

if Zohran does one cutesy “Go Knicks!” video where he mentions Embiid I’m calling him a CIA plant that’s deradicalizing the proletariat

[🇵🇸The Nerd 🔜 Otakon 🇵🇸 @TheNerdWASuit]

I need to emphasize that as much as people tend to mock OG Scooby-Doo for how much it cut corners for animation, it's genuinely so damn funny.

[🦅💍💍🌰💍💍 @BigDeuce__]

He saw them getting targets instead of him and got mad lol

[Sixers Nation @PHLSixersNation]

"Dad what was the 2026 Sixers-Celtics Game 7 like?"

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

Thank you for this ridiculous tweet - I genuinely believe it helped fuel the comeback