Most Valuable Primate

♥️💛💚 Wild Hockey ~ GoAvsGo 💙🤍♥️ Noir

[Most Valuable Primate @PunchDaMonkeysX]

@bigsnugga And in some cases inedible. Yaaaayyy screwworm.

[akila. @becka1icious]

your urge to pee ruining your nap is actually ragebait

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Why the fuck are you still talking

[paige hettinger @404paigenotfnd]

carrie bradshaw potentially the worst example of this

[JLT @JoLeeT83]

@TheTitanBaddie We don’t , obviously it’s the Spice Girls

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

he looks like an evil lizard pretending to be a person. spot on casting

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

[momos third dog @bezezz_]

rachel berry

[Most Valuable Primate @PunchDaMonkeysX]

The worst part of living in Denver is folks like Ari tend to skip us because the elevation is BRUTAL on performers. I wanna go to ESWT so bad 😭
Shout out to Jade who threw down last February, still one of the best shows I've ever seen.

[jony TODAY @jonygrandee]

WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[☁︎˖ ࣪⊹ @everytimh]

you know ariana’s fanbase is gay af when not a single complaint about the boy is mine performance has been made

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Most Valuable Primate @PunchDaMonkeysX]

@kloveuari Best Mistake

[Most Valuable Primate @PunchDaMonkeysX]

@buffys Not even a contest lol

[Most Valuable Primate @PunchDaMonkeysX]

@upperupland I claim personally responsibility for streams, it's pretty much all I've been listening to since it came out 🤷🏻‍♀️

[k @yslnadi]

youngsters don't know this but twitter used to be bird themed. the bird icon. bird house for home. egg for new account. never forget what they took from us

[Most Valuable Primate @PunchDaMonkeysX]

@eternalnasa Almost is Never Enough with Nathan Sykes.
I was going through a boy band phase and this angel snapped me out of it.

[Most Valuable Primate @PunchDaMonkeysX]

I gotta stop drinking beer on hump day. I am one thirsty bitch this evening and the man at the bar who won't leave me alone is starting to look kinda cute. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Most Valuable Primate @PunchDaMonkeysX]

@Dominion_vi Overweight? He literally has CUM GUTTERS