Puncroaker

I prefer not to put my preferred pronouns here. They're personal.
wtf/lol

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

I try to impress folk by saying I have a professional interest in horny theology, but I am really just an amateur word botcher.

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

#BBCFootball
I thought Eriksen back to Spurs was a no brainer.Allowing Conte to change to a 3-5-2 against deep lying sides as a starter, or as an impact sub when struggling against better quality teams.

[T'Other Simon Out of Plastic Jeezus @TOther_Simon]

Those legs, though...

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

Please never imagine me naked.
Unless the reason you're not imagining me naked is that you don't want to imagine me naked.
Then you should.

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

@F41rygirl @skillsmcgill @kiel_phillips @BlondieBlonde70 You and BB pulling her out of that bin, upside down, by her ankles, almost made us miss closing time at the chippie. I don't think that I would ever have forgiven you. X

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

@rejunevate Nadine Dorries thinks "pense" is the French translation of Jacob Rees-Mogg.

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

@RichardPulsford Was it in Andover?

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

I have a dogged determination when I'm playing 'Battleships' even if I can't remember where I have located my vessels.I never know when I am B-10.
#LunchPun

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

Rumex acetosa is actually the hardest word.

[Glen Scrivener @glenscrivener]

Do you know what vicarious research is? Asking for a friend.

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

@marliessmits64 Marlies. You are the winner. We are all mortal. You lived life bravely with great strength, grace, humility and such good humour. I am pleased that you are able to depart on your terms. Goodbye my wonderful friend.

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

#bbcfootball
Man City starting with 2 attacking left backs, 3-4 left wingers... I think they may be targeting TAA.

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

Qatar v Ecuador to open the world cup... Hmmm... maybe the ESL isn't such a bad idea after all. #BBCFootball

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

@RichardPulsford @whoelsebutalf Especially as I included your @!!! 🤔😉😂

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

Eating sprouting seeds probably makes him the premier comedian in this competition.

Alf alpha?

No, @RichardPulsford and his mustard and cress diet.

#LunchPun #RateMyPun and

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

@whoelsebutalf @RichardPulsford Hey mate! Let me know if you have any gigs coming up in the NA/Torbay area,would be good to see you onstage again.

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

@Baz69 @BlondieBlonde70 Hmmm....
https://t.co/5QQGVnBa8Q

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

Never judge a man for using predictive text until you have wanked a milf in his shed.

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

- Accidentally sitting on an old chocolate bar, I sadly stained my tanga underwear.

- Mar a thong?

-Not that old, it was me Snickers.

#LunchPun #ratemypun

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

There really ought to be a #LunchPunForTheOver50s!

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

- One of my fondest childhood memories is seeing a 1960's ventriloquist and her puppet in a rainy southern English market town.

- Showery Lewes?

- Yes, with her Pork Chop in a soggy Sandwich.

#LunchPun #RateMyPun

[Puncroaker @Puncroaker]

Donald Trump has been accused of watching eczema,psoriasis,and dermatitis porn. The former President's response was "FLAKE NUDES".