Will Lidbetter

EA data strategy/maturity specialist, Tenor, punster, sometime actor, dad, #FBPE and @Rievaulx_pup

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@nosuchthing I was wondering whether the”one word wish” temples had inspired the German tendency to create one reeeaaallly long word for whatever they want.

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On 5 July 1948 Labour created the NHS.
On 5 July 2024 we'll find out if the country still wants it.

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If you're Cross at 14 years of Coalition and Conservative Corruption and Incompetence.

Put that Cross here:

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@stevecoleOxford @OllyGloverLD Rubbish! you are level in the polls with both Labour and Cons. And that’s only because you’ve conned tactical voters into propping you up.

[Didcot and Wantage Labour @DandWLabourCLP]

Vote Mocky Khan for Labour to make sure Didcot & Wantage is represented at the heart of our country's future government.

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@DandWLabourCLP If you’re an ABC (Any One but Conservative) tactical voter it’s Labour all the way.

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@SealyhamEddie Is that the “steal ya ham” party?

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@BBCMOTD2 any chance you could cover the @RNID special sensory shirts @NUFC and Dan Burn Gesture tonight? Such a positive inclusive story.

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@James_M_Yates @MartinDochert12 @jason999potter I agree; all the lefty "creative" subjects should be banned. Why should we teach children these when I like to spend all my time sitting staring at a plain grey wall contemplating the emptiness of my soul!

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My newly octogenarian grandad does a great impression of a Caribbean country.

“I’m Haiti” he proclaims.

#jokes

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@mbiat4me @BobGeor27574923 @VinayaParvate @Bbmorg I’d rather have an Upper House selected by a Citizens’ Assembly.

The same for honours (though unconnected to the Upper House)

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I always correct people who get their words twisted round their necks.
People tell me I’m a pendant.

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I once visited a land presided over by pets.

I took my umbrella because it was reigning cats and dogs.

#jokes

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The estate agent showed me around the little flat. I noticed a tiny jar of honey and they said: “The apartment’s bee jou”.

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Don’t want a nurse or doctor to help with your wounds?

Suture self.

#jokes

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I think coarse fabrics are best, and I will not be suede!

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Long time, no see!

As the out-of-work bishop lamented.

(Pete Orton)

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French Dairy farmers make cheese with holes in by just standing around shooting the bries.

#jokes

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I gave a clown some cleanser and a flannel.

That’ll wipe the smile off his silly face.

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The name for specialist wine waiters was first established when they offered to help customers “smell yer” wine.

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