Curlyhairguy

I would rather want me to be discovered, than to be advertised....

[She at Sea ( Whistleblower) @loveforamit]

स्कूल से लेकर हॉस्पिटल तक सबको प्राइवेट पसंद है..
बस जमाई और कमाई सरकारी चाहिये 😂

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

It's so cold, even Urfi Javed is wearing full sleeved clothes

[Shruti H Chaturvedii 🇮🇳 @shrutih29]

This year, may your invoices get cleared in time so that you can clear other vendors’ invoices in time 🙏

[Lauren Christine @Laurenchristin0]

By the time you are done with replying to 50 new year messages on WhatsApp, 100 more would have arrived.

[Madhavan Narayanan @madversity]

Some headlines from the past

[Debu Mishra @D_Brat]

I created this universal chart to explain 2022.

Where...
A = People sharing leadership lessons; B = Leaders

A = People sharing fitness tips; B = Fit people on the planet

A = Social media influencers; B = People who earn a living

Add your own 2022 explanations to the list.

[The Bad Doctor @DOCTORATLARGE]

These days there's a disturbingly large number of overweight women who believe they're classy and empowered because they complain loudly about everything using "fucking" after every third word they speak

[Madhavan Narayanan @madversity]

What Modi govt needs to do on #Tawang
1. Hold confidential meeting with opposition to build consensus
2. Raise international diplomatic pitch on Chinese incursion
3. Use trade lever to contain China.
What it is doing: Rahul this, Rahul that, Rahul kaddu, Rahul bhindi
#IndiaChina

[Wealth Philosophy  @WealthPhilosofy]

Poor people: credit and debt

Middle class: liabilities and savings

Rich people: assets and businesses

[Tarun Gautam @TARUNspeakss]

Indira Gandhi: Gharibi hatao

Narendra Modi: Gharibi Chipaao

[CrazySim🥰 @witty_sim]

Every parent loves their kids and wants to show off how adorable they are. Posting their pictures on social media where everyone has access to them is dangerous. Having worked with the police, all I can say is there are some sick monsters out there. Keep your loved ones safe🙏🏼

[Dr Ram Puniyani Fan @shayrana]

😲MG Punjabi👌👌👌

[Yashraj Rana ⚰️ Tombstones of Trading @yashraj_rana]

Bisleri has a revenue of 1,500 crores and a profit of 220 crores.

Bisleri was valued at 7,000 crores.

Then we have startups that have revenue of 60 crores, loss of 600 crores, and are valued at 24,000 crores ($ 3Bn)😂😂

[Lolmaal🐦 @MrAMITKHANNA]

This will put an end to stubble burning...😂😂😂

[The Bad Doctor @DOCTORATLARGE]

Modern women be like: "If I give him my body, he better give me his heart, mind, time, devotion and money"

"Ok. And will you give all these to him in return as well?"

"Oh stop that patriarchal bullshit. Of course not. I need my freedom"

[Curlyhairguy @Puneetaneja]

@msisodia @ArvindKejriwal with aqi crossing 450 today I think our children deserve to stay home and not be exposed to the toxic air. pls help with ensuring schools shuton an immediate basis

[Puchku 🦸‍♀️ @MissusPokerFace]

If you have a kalesh free family, you’re already better off than almost 90% people in India!

[Rituparna Chatterjee @MasalaBai]

Sometimes I think that at 42 with limited financial resources there are some things I'll never be able to do in this lifetime. Learn to play golf, visit Disneyland, own a car. It does not exactly make me sad, but wistful.

[Curlyhairguy @Puneetaneja]

@dtptraffic stuck at nehru place red light for over half hour. no movement... pls have someone look into it

[Hunटरर ♂ @nickhunterr]

Indian idol format nowadays :-
1. A love story
2. A contestant from poor financial background
3. A contestant tries to copy Arijit singh