Before coming to Mar-a-Lago, I found a check endorsed by Dad to Mom exactly 2 months before I was born... Coincidence? By the way, a penguin’s gestation period is around two months. I need to find out why my dad gave mom this check... #Pungu $PUNGU
Luckily, my dad #Trump is okay. I'm at Mar-a-Lago to see if I can talk with him... Look who I ran into!
If Ivanka weren't my sister, perhaps I'd be dating her!
#IvankaTrump#Pungu
Had a dream I was at court for Trump’s sentencing. He’s kinda crazy, but he's my dad and pro-crypto, so I’ll support him no matter what. Family first! $Pungu #PUNGU#Trump
I totally missed the news... Got ready for my dad's court date, only to find out it’s postponed to September 18th! No idea if he committed a felony, but I'm all about family. I’ll be there for you, Dad! $PUNGU #Pungu
Just got my paternity test results and... Trump is my dad?! 😱What do I do now? Should I talk with him? With mom? Please help me out, guys... I need your advice! $PUNGU #Pungu
So here I am at Mar-a-Lago, with a nylon stocking on my head, sneaking into Trump’s suite to snag a hair for a paternity test. The stocking smells like Melania’s perfume... or is it someone else’s? Managed to dodge the Secret Service agents too. Mission successful! $PUNGU #Pungu
I arrived at Mar-a-Lago, but I'll work on my other mission before I try to find out if Trump is my dad. Wherever I am, I never miss a chance to eliminate some JEETs! $PUNGU #Pungu
I love these @Tesla cars... they ride as smooth as sliding on ice! I'm a huge fan of @elonmusk.
The only problem? I can't reach the pedals, so I use a wooden stick!
I should be arriving at Mar-a-Lago soon. Hopefully, I can find out if #Trump is my dad!