Dude’s whole thing is owning the libs or whatever and being a Chad and yet he can’t take the heat once it’s his side’s turn to get dunked on.
Simply melts away like…well you know.
See ya later bucko, be sure to pick a spot with a good view!
I love all of you running this account has been the most fun I've had in my adult life, I wish I could've lived a different life maybe as a chad or something but still I'm proud of what I've accomplished, What we've accomplished, The king will return eventually, God bless.
@LawrenceBJones3 Talking like a fake Texan, and a sore fucking loser. State-Wide Races went Democrat cause you dipshits finally got what was coming. 30+ years of power and you did nothing but make it all worse. Sow the Wind, Reap the Whirlwind.
BLUE TEXAS BITCH, RHAAAAAA
@NHyrr91677@thebenchesclear Man we already busting out the slurs, crazy work. But listen imma leave you to it, remember that copium is an addictive substance. Practice moderation and enjoy the Blue Wave, gonna make for some great surfing!
We got a trans woman in the State House of Alabama, Ala-goddamn-bama. Ohhhhhh brother you got no idea what’s coming. We’re gonna have Pete Hegseth on estrogen by tomorrow night at this point.
first black woman” “first latina” “first openly gay man” “first latino” “first black man” “first muslim” “first native american” “first trans woman” “first Palestinian”
WELCOME BACK UNITED STATES OF WOKE
@NHyrr91677@thebenchesclear Imma keep it 100% with you dude, you’re smoking some coooooope on this one. Blue Texas, Blue Wave. I got what I wanted, we got what we wanted. The Republicans are gonna be in for a loooooong time of shit eating and I cannot wait to be helping shovel it in their throats.
There's a saying on American social media:
"Be the American that Japanese people think you are."
I'm Japanese. I've lived in Tokyo my whole life.
So let me tell you what we actually say about you, when you're not in the room.
"When someone falls down on the street, we pretend not to see. We're protecting their pride. Americans run straight at them. They don't care about the pride. They care about the knee." (Office worker, 38)
"An American will stop four lanes of traffic for a family of ducks. And then everyone in the cars claps for the ducks." (Taxi driver, 61)
"If you lend an American a pen, you will never see it again. If you need a kidney, they'll ask your blood type." (Nurse, 45)
"At kids' soccer games, they cheer when the other team's kid scores. The other team's parents look confused. Then they cheer too." (Youth soccer coach, 52, lived one year in Ohio)
"A man sneezed on a bus in Chicago. Eleven strangers said 'Bless you.' He said 'thank you' eleven times. Nobody on that bus thought this was strange." (University student, 21)
"At an airport in Texas, I watched a soldier try to pay for his lunch. The cashier said someone already had. He asked who. She said, 'Somebody who didn't want you to know.'" (Retired teacher, 70)
"American fathers cannot braid hair. But they will watch a video at midnight for an hour so their daughter's hair looks right on picture day." (Hair stylist, 33)
"I ran the Chicago Marathon once. Strangers stood in the cold for hours holding signs for people they will never meet. At mile 20, a man I'd never seen read the name off my bib and screamed it like he'd raised me." (Runner, 48)
"When Americans get lost, they ask a stranger. If the stranger is also lost, they become a team." (Tour guide, 39)
"They ask the waitress her name. And then they remember it." (Restaurant owner, 66)
And one more. From my father. He's 76. He doesn't say much about anything. This is the longest thing I have ever heard him say about another country.
"Every time something terrible happens in America, I watch the news, and I look for one thing.
The people running toward it.
There are always so many."
So, America.
You don't have to become the Americans we think you are.
We're not imagining you.
We're remembering you.
@BillyM2k Friendship and Really Big Hats. Welcome to the New World you bitches, it’s gonna be a long time till you ever even SNIFF a Red Texas again. Learn to love it, Friend~
@zayaway@riplier It never was a lost cause, never will be. 38 years of tomfoolery and sleaze and corruption and blatant disregard for the well being of the people is going to be washed away. We’re not going back, we will not go back. Much love from The Lone Star State.
Texas is a really big place. It has the evil people it’s known for but it has streets paved with rainbows and people who fight for each others rights too. Almost everyone I’ve ever loved lives in Texas, and they make me better.
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic.
She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.