2010 Rapper: ahaha… fuckin yo girl, yo mom and yo teacher
2010 youtuber: Wow. Fucking my teacher huh? Remind me why im supposed to care? Maybe instead of that, you coulda let her teach you how to write well
Me age 11: i need to have all the same opinions as this guy RIGHT NOW
I was using Google earth in 2006 I zoomed in on Antarctica & for some reason was able to infinitely keep zooming in beyond the limitations of pixels & after 10 minutes I zoomed far enough that I just saw myself dead and my parents standing over my corpse with no expression
Hogwarts Legacy is basically a swag-test. If you play it, you have swag. If you are too cowardly to play it because you're worried you're going to get bullied by a bunch of crazed trans lunatics, you have no swag.