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On a tour through god's creation or something I don't know man, I'm trying.

Nosebleed respecter

look at me, I am the retard now.

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Blonde woman when nosebleed, that's the good stuff.

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@Ougi_stare No yeah it was like flipping a switch but I'm more surprised by the fact that it's art with no discernible features indicating that it's related to the game but it's still getting hot dropped on to my feed, probably because the dev liked it or some sort I guess.

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@Ougi_stare I followed the peripeteia dev and liked a couple fanart posts half a year ago, I still get new fanart basically the moment it gets posted even if there's no text or tags on the post.

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@RSTYCG Is this the tick speaking?

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@RIDERXC666 Was excited to unlock the scorpion secondary until I realized I could either have a regular magazine for it or I could actually do any amount of damage with the headshot ammo

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The loot is cool and all but I enjoy the fight more than anything, there's something about smearing these fuckers across the floor that is so satisfying. I'd love to have more bots like the BD in more areas.

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discussing games with coworkers:
> 🔫&🏀 "gamer"
> 🔫&🏀 "gamer"
> 🔫&🏀 "gamer"
> pokemon and platformer games (crash bandicoot/spyro/mario)
> Skyrim and a couple other RPGs
> Tarkov player (furry degen)
> 🔫&🏀 "gamer"
> GTA RP

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Anon is a gamer

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@DocStrangelove2 Will test with my NHM91 when I have the opportunity.

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I've seen africans try this with very poor outcomes.

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Using Aerodynamic Surface bricks, players can create complex aerial contraptions!

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@uncle_deluge If I get to crack a bitch like that then hell yeah

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@seevua I manually flapped my shirt like this one time at work and everyone looked at me funny.

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@domontovich I've gotten everything except the PMC kills prior to this update, with and without smokes, been gud o7

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I got some immigrant slimed out in front of his kid by calling ICE

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The number of foreign browns at my new job is staggering, half of them can't even speak English man if I ask someone for help trying to learn something there's a probability that they won't be able to even understand my question.

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@WelsonWarlock Nigga posting on Twitter but won't hop on discord 🥀

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@eridhaaa333 Me: cruising, on my way to play MTG at a friend's house

The deer standing in the road, stunned at me going 80 through a sharp left on the backroads at 8PM:

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@gira__art >used cute twice
just blow my shit smoove off

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@gira__art I work in an ice box all day picking things up and putting them down, they even gave me a little headset to play out my operator fantasies only the cute female voice is a robot instead of a cute Hunnigan type that I can quip back and forth with.

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@Urincel Every time I start getting fed your posts again you wind up getting hurt, I'm sorry my perception of your being leads to injury.

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@TheManlet_King No but seriously, where DOES that highway go to?

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Let's be real: if we get to some planet first and nobody else can even start the journey we've just completed, if we get there and we think "yo this place is fucking lit, it's mine now."
Realistically, what are you going to do? What can you do aside from bitch and complain?

[lower value human capital @luminousfruit]

List of countries that believe they can own a celestial body:
America