PunishedSped

[The Little Platoon @PlatoonPod]

I don't label myself The Right, but here's a moral argument: it is immoral to pursue policies that don't work - that will make people poorer and their lives harder - just because they make you feel morally superior.

It is immoral to ignore the evidence you don't like.

It is immoral to pursue fashion over truth and ego over practicality. It is immoral to ruin people's lives (including the lives of the poorest) to satisfy your own moral narcissism.

It is immoral to steal. It is immoral to justify theft on the grounds that a consensus wants to steal.

It is immoral to be an MP and be this abjectly stupid.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING UPDATE: @fortworthpd released a statement to Fox, ADMITTING that their officers "made certain statements that were not accurate" after they threatened to ticket Christian preachers for "offensive" speech.

They also said they will "provide refresher training to Fort Worth Police Officers and new trainees on First Amendment protections."

Not good enough. These officers blatantly violated the 1st Amendment MULTIPLE TIMES.

They should be FIRED.

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

Without fail, every single one of these people hated Charlie Kirk and everything he stood for while he was alive.

[Burt Macklin @BurtMaclin_FBI]

“My first claim was wrong but my dominos pizza delivery guy ballistics training has shown that this actually even worse for the prosecution. Wait here while i play a video from a guy who doesn’t have access to any of the evidence”

[Megan Basham @megbasham]

The Fort Worth PD police account is an official government account. Because these pages serve as official government channels, courts—including the U.S. Supreme Court—have consistently ruled that blocking citizens based on their political or critical viewpoints violates their free speech rights.

In other words, it is illegal for them to block @libsoftiktok.

This police department really does not understand the first amendment.

[Kaiser von Lohengramm @KaiserLoengramm]

>Lance Twiggs is a federal asset

Langley, Virginia, 2023
CIA Headquarters

Special Agent Lance Twiggs sits alone, nervous, waiting to receive his first assignment. He expects just a standard Fed supervisor to come and give him something basic. When the director of the CIA himself walks in, he’s suddenly at full attention.

“Director Jew Goldstein, sir, I think you might have the wrong room.”

“Oh quite being a schmuck Agent Twiggs. You graduated top of your class at Federal Asset School at the age of 19 no less. You think I wouldn’t want to see Israel’s top Goy in person?” Director Goldstein says, adjusting his Yamulke as he takes a seat directly across from Agent Twiggs. He pulls a bottle of Manischewitz out from a drawer, and begins pouring them each a glass.

“To new beginnings and a bright future! Mazel Tov!” Shouts Goldstein as he raises his glass and drains it.

Agent Twiggs follows suit and drinks his as well, before asking with a bit more confidence, “so, rabbi, could you tell me exactly what it is you’ve brought me here for?”

Director Goldstein smiles wide and begins rubbing his hands before replying, “well Agent Twiggs, we have a very special assignment for you. We needed someone with the Chutzpah for a deep undercover assignment, and I believe you are just the man for it."

"Yes sir, anything you have for me, I'm ready for."

"Twiggs, I'm gonna need you to troon out for me."

"Sir?" Asks Lance, confused.

"This assignment requires deep, deep cover. You're going to need to go by the name of Luna. You're going to need to start taking black market HRT known on the streets as troonshine. You're going to need to fake fullblown mental breakdowns on a weekly basis, and become a complete jobless NEET who smokes weed and plays video games all day. And you're really going to have to sell it. I'm talking a full on fursona and Tik Tok videos of you crossdressing and wearing onesies. And you're going to do all of this, because we need you to embed yourself deep, and I mean deep, with the target."

Special Agent Twiggs takes a moment, swallows, and says, "All right, if that's what is needed to protect both American and Israel, I'll do it. But can I ask, who's the target in all of this? Is it some Islamic Terrorist into troons? Is it a politician we need blackmailed?"

"No, far more important than either of those combined. Your target is a 19 year old college drop out named Tyler Robinson. He is currently a student at a trade school learning to be an electrician. He has no real assets, no value at all to anything. Literally no one on the planet even knows he exists besides his own family and his small circle of discord friends. And that's what makes him the perfect target."

"I'm not sure I follow Director Goldstein."

"Well you see, we have reason to believe that some day in the future Charlie Kirk might become slightly critical of America's relationship to Israel."

At hearing that Special Agent Twiggs jaw nearly dropped out of his mouth. "Charlie Kirk? Turn on Israel? That's impossible sir!"

Director Goldstein sighs, "I know it seems completely unfathomable, completely unlikely, but we have to prepare for that possibility. You see, if Charlie Kirk went onto a microphone and said that he doesn't actually care that much about Israel anymore, the entire ZOG world order would unravel and collapse instantaneously. There is literally nothing more integral to this decades standing geopolitical arrangement than whether or not Charlie Kirk is publicly in favor of it."

Goldstein then starts to raise his voice as he continues, "Every other commentator on the planet is completely fucking irrelevant and is just blowing hot wind and we can let them continue to talk about Israel literally every day and do nothing about it because they are completely irrelevant to everything and only exist to get money, clout, and attention. Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson, this Pizza Delivery guy Ian Carroll making TikToks? Who gives a fuck what they say. Only Charlie Kirk actually matters. And so, no matter how unlikely that is to occur for Charlie Kirk to betray us, we have to prepare totally for that possibility."

Agent Twiggs, satisfied with that explanation, says "I see sir. So as far as my target goes then, what does Tyler Robinson have to do with all of it? Am I going to be psyopping him and preparing him to go out and commit the assassination himself to create distance and deniability that we had any involvement?"

Goldstein laughs, "No, the opposite actually. He isn't even going to be anywhere near the assassination. I just need you to continuously collect his DNA, if you know what I mean, so we can smear it all over whatever we want to use to make him the fall guy. We also might need you to either walk around in a maroon shirt wherever it happens at and pretend to be him or maybe assassinate Charlie Kirk yourself or just plant evidence to frame him or all of the above. We haven't actually worked this plan out all that far."

Goldstein trails off for a moment before continuing, "Anyways, the most important thing for you though, is you become Tyler Robinsons boyfriend. This may last literally for years. It may go on for your entire life, if he never becomes slightly more critical of Israel. But if he does, we need you to have a constant and copious amounts of his DNA on hand at all times so we can frame him. Remember, the fate of ZOG lies in your hands Agent Twiggs. So, can I count on you to be our top Mensch?"

Goldstein stands from his chair and extends his hand out towards Agent Twiggs. Agent Twiggs stares for a moment, knowing that acceptance means becoming transgender and some random guys boyfriend for years without end in sight. But at the end, his love for Israel wins out.

And without a moment longer, he stands, And Lance, now Luna, takes Goldsteins hand, looks him in the eye, and says, "I'll do it. Heil Bibi. Heil Victory."

[🌘ʀᴇᴠᴇɴᴀɴᴛ⚡ @revenant_MMXX]

Which YouTuber is responsible for this "Reddit is a Nazi website" meme? They haven't allowed non-leftist opinions on there in at least a decade. Every sub is run by trannies and if you step out of line you get banned immediately

[MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan]

As this trial continues on and it becomes even more obvious what a grifting psycho Owens is more of her supporters will jump ship just like Kelly tried today. But I remember bitch.

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

I hope you go to prison for a very long time.

[Wade Miller @WadeMiller]

Turns out that Mexico believes that those illegally in our country are under the political jurisdiction of Mexico.

Cc: SCOTUS

[Gris 🇩🇰 @Graesplaene_]

Democracy is when a mass surveillance law gets rejected multiple times so you force it through with an emergency vote right before summer recess

[Sólionath @Anarseldain]

Boomers in the replies are calling him entitled, for… uh… let’s see here… being irritated that his dad sold a truck to a dealership, for *less* than he would have offered.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I’ll tell you one thing if I ever get brought up on some charges and my trans gf shows up in boymode, they gonna have to add some new charges

[The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell]

Cool. Every American who has had a loved one murdered or raped by a Mexican who entered illegally should immediately pursue legal action against Mexico.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

I want answers too, to questions like “how the hell is an illegal alien able to operate his own construction company in a country where you can get debanked for offensive speech”

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

If you believed a word these retards ever said you should leave the internet for good. Go join a monastery and repent for the rest of your life.

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

Turkey Tom’s videos made it undeniably clear that Lance brain raped Tyler into a deep depressive psychosis driving him to psychopathy and eventually murder.

[Kirsche 🥥 🧁 @KirscheVerstahl]

Commies rely on you being a decent person who plays by the rules while they denigrate you
Demanding you follow your principles to a T while they subvert them to conquer you

The GOP has not enacted total commie removal from positions of power, so they are playing a losing game

[Fugitive Caesar @ThomBrady5]

Reminder that she had zero gaming experience when she was promoted to run Xbox, and she has zero finance or economic experience now that she's promoted to advise the Federal Reserve. Her one function is to purge white Americans and replace them with Indian cheap foreign labor.

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

This is the end result of the left going after people's kids. We should track down every influence in Tyler Robinson's life from his professors, to his discord contacts, to his trans friend group.

Build a profile of how a normal kid from a normal healthy Republican household left home and within a year was carrying out the worst assassination in our country's history since JFK.

All of them need to be held accountable alongside Robinson.