@interstatejuche Since anyone can just say they own the strait now, why not just say that you own it? Fuck it. I own the strait now. I, Bones Malone, own the straits, and any smelly iranian who wants to pass must pay me a tax in Chuck E. Cheese tickets.
@MAGAJayCutler "I've spent thousands on my army, THOUSANDS. It's a pretty army too, GOLDEN. I spent hours thinning those paints and lemmie tell ya I'm HAPPY with the results.