Punished Moses

give me my reparations

[God Empress of Mankind @nuhre_]

This is like watching a captain sink a ship and immediately handing them the keys to a cruise liner.

[roxy @hendrixnroses]

the difference is CRAZY

[Batto @Batto079]

Bro watching The Odyssey inside the Trojan Horse.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[Dahlia ダリア @kuchisakeonnax]

Why do people watch this. Genuinely asking. What do you get out of this

[Punished Moses @Punished_Moses]

@imBakedAsf @Trainwreckstv Ain't no way

[Punished Moses @Punished_Moses]

@OkieLibSherry @Henry_M @WSpargurKnits @raveryn @LOTRonPrime They were brown from working with dirt all the time because he's a fucking gardener you idiot

[W @WeaponNR]

I guarantee you, this was written before the show even debuted. It's all part of the plan.

[Art of Lost and Cancelled Media @ArtofLostandCan]

Screenshots for a Shrek advertisement for an HP Camera commercial, possibly aired before the release of Shrek 2.

So far no video footage of the ad have shown up, and it remains lost.

[Val @VK_HM]

What is even the point then

[Punished Moses @Punished_Moses]

@PunishedProject You're a coward for blocking me

[Punished Moses @Punished_Moses]

@DrBorgar @Jay_bird32 @BACKWOODSUCKER0 @licensedt0iII That doesn't track

[Punished Moses @Punished_Moses]

@kuripichan @seismicseis @DustReducer @camperchann @ZeoWasTaken @hospidoll @ObIico I'd still like to see it...

[Punished Moses @Punished_Moses]

@kuripichan @seismicseis @DustReducer @camperchann @ZeoWasTaken @hospidoll @ObIico #Finance

[Punished Moses @Punished_Moses]

@kuripichan @seismicseis @DustReducer @camperchann @ZeoWasTaken @hospidoll @ObIico Can I see it?

[Punished Moses @Punished_Moses]

@kuripichan @seismicseis @DustReducer @camperchann @ZeoWasTaken @hospidoll @ObIico Don't listen to him