sarah

nurse and badass. got a tweet on the tonight show once and I’ve peaked

[sarah @PunkReckless]

Me when it’s dead at work and I opened that morning @TipOrGoHome

[sarah @PunkReckless]

@johngreen I remember begging my mom to pre-order me a copy (she did) and the minute I got the package I started reading it. I was upset because it was supposed to be signed but wasn’t, so she emailed whoever and got me a sticker for inside the cover. We went to see the movie later too

[sarah @PunkReckless]

It literally feels like people think their wants are worth more than the lives of the people who will die from this, and those who already have.

[sarah @PunkReckless]

Why does everyone complaining about covid feel like a big fuck you to literally every healthcare worker. Like boohoo you can’t go get go get a haircut? I have to get something shoved up my nose more than once a week just so I can work.

[sarah @PunkReckless]

It’s also a respect thing. Healthcare workers will do everything they can no matter how careful or careless you were. Why wouldn’t you want to do everything possible to stop people from dying?

[sarah @PunkReckless]

Every time I see fleet I think of an enema and then I think if all the awkward times I had to simulate giving an enema to this guy in nursing school. (Nothing like real life btw, bring help)

[sarah @PunkReckless]

Is this twenty one pilots?

[sarah @PunkReckless]

I can’t sleep almost every night am I just becoming nocturnal now?

[sarah @PunkReckless]

Someone told me they missed high school and I was like “ugh I hated high school” but they don’t get to have a graduation or a prom to talk shit about.

[sarah @PunkReckless]

@lisa_raggente My passport was lost inside my house for almost two years now. I know it’s in the house. No clue where.

[sarah @PunkReckless]

A little bit of me wants to dye my hair. A lot of me knows it’s a bad idea...

[sarah @PunkReckless]

@VancityReynolds When your kids are healthcare worker they put you in the best homes. (not that I’m going to do that to my parents... yet)

[sarah @PunkReckless]

Anybody else pick a career at 15/16 and stick with it? I did and I’ve been doing it for a year. In that year the world has a terrible pandemic and my career is the last line of defence. 15 year old me did not see that coming... sorry girl

[sarah @PunkReckless]

It’s my birthday and we can’t do nothing. 🎉

[Tochi Onyebuchi @TochiTrueStory]

"Don't thank me for my service, you sound like an idiot. You wanna thank me for my service, forgive my student loan debt." -- my sister, a nurse

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Some people just don't get it...

[sarah @PunkReckless]

Pray for your healthcare workers. For the next three months we will be short staffed and running doubles. But please don’t visit.

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Nothing can break the human spirit. Except that guy. That kinda hurt. Will try again tomorrow. #AwholeNewSong

[sarah @PunkReckless]

Who the fuck decided it was a good idea to let me be a human?