Lorena 🦄

Just a punk rock mom who can eat an entire large pizza by herself 💋
🏋🏽‍♀️NASM-CPT
🍏 NASM-CNC

[Lorena 🦄 @PunkRockMom0805]

@statesman @GovAbbott @PolitiFact @GregAbbott_TX so then get rid of the cops at your mansion, and roll around Austin without any security. Why have any protection at all if there’s no reason to?

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

BREAKING: Texas' ERCOT has announced tight grid conditions tonight thru Friday. So just remember when your power goes out that when Texas Republicans and Greg Abbott had the chance to pass *real* reforms to the grid, they passed abortion bans and voter suppression laws instead.

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Texas, y'all are about to be told that the Power Grid SHOULD be fine, but if it fails, it will be YOUR fault if you left a hall light on, watched Netflix for 2 hours, or charged your fucking Sonicare

[Lorena 🦄 @PunkRockMom0805]

@AustinISD So no extend-a-care!?

[Lorena 🦄 @PunkRockMom0805]

@MaritzaEL You are definitely the only people who act like this. Commercials suck ass.

[𝔞𝔪𝔟𝔢𝔯 ☽ ༓･*˚⁺‧͙ @sincerelyakn]

skater boys be like “i know a spot” and then take you here

[Lorena 🦄 @PunkRockMom0805]

@MaritzaEL TI would have been better except he & Tiny be raping everybody.

[Lorena 🦄 @PunkRockMom0805]

@DiscordiaI @GregAbbott_TX They weren’t deprived. I don’t know which agency it was but one agency was picking them up, taking them to the tax office for the voter card, and then taking them to the polls. They weren’t deprived of anything.

[Lorena 🦄 @PunkRockMom0805]

@QueenMe228 I love how she’s like, “let’s end on a positive note...” and then proceeds to bash Kristina 🤦🏻‍♀️ She always needs someone to blame, especially now that her daughter sees through her BS.

[Lorena 🦄 @PunkRockMom0805]

@F1abraham Lier 😖

[unprofessional hockey scout @OVECHKlN]

but she caught me on the counter
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
saw me banging on the sofa
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
i even had her in the shower
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

BREAKING: Trump just said “he won” in a tweet, referring to President-elect Biden. We should all take this as Trump conceding.

[Lorena 🦄 @PunkRockMom0805]

@realDonaldTrump Still not enough to win! Byeeeeee ✌🏼

[Lorena 🦄 @PunkRockMom0805]

@realDonaldTrump YOU’RE FIRED!!!

[Lorena 🦄 @PunkRockMom0805]

burned 39 calories doing 24 minutes of Bicycling, <10 mph, leisure (cycling, biking, bike riding) #myfitnesspal

[Lorena 🦄 @PunkRockMom0805]

burned 423 calories doing 89 minutes of cardio exercises, including "Circuit training, general" #myfitnesspal

[Lorena 🦄 @PunkRockMom0805]

burned 108 calories doing 55 minutes of Bicycling, <10 mph, leisure (cycling, biking, bike riding) #myfitnesspal

[Lorena 🦄 @PunkRockMom0805]

burned 1,040 calories doing 147 minutes of Circuit training, general #myfitnesspal

[Lorena 🦄 @PunkRockMom0805]

burned 92 calories doing 36 minutes of Bicycling, <10 mph, leisure (cycling, biking, bike riding) #myfitnesspal

[Lorena 🦄 @PunkRockMom0805]

burned 733 calories doing 85 minutes of Circuit training, general #myfitnesspal