Fatal Optimist

Wrestling, comics, teaching...sure, I do all those.

[Fatal Optimist @Punk_Phoenix]

You're in her DMs.
I'm filling her ice well and stocking her beers while she confesses her undying love for me. We are not the same

[Fatal Optimist @Punk_Phoenix]

Hey @BlooperBraves, it's my birthday, but I really just hope Matt (@Braves) Olson has a great day. Could you pass that along to him please?

[Fatal Optimist @Punk_Phoenix]

A gender reveal but when the balloon bursts its just bees. That's right, you've summoned, seduced and will now bear the child of Candyman. Say his name!

[Fatal Optimist @Punk_Phoenix]

@macandcube The main reason to support this game is it may be a lot of kids and families only chance to see The Tide play

[Fatal Optimist @Punk_Phoenix]

ACAB includes the person who checks your receipt at Walmart

[Fatal Optimist @Punk_Phoenix]

@macandcube Paladins use swords

[Fatal Optimist @Punk_Phoenix]

Good morning to everyone, except people who think @SamiZayn shouldn't win the @wwe Universal Title tonight

[Real Deal @Real_DealRaps]

People going in on Madonna like she hasn’t been having plastic surgery for a minute now. All I will say is she certainly does still have a 🔥 catalogue

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"Ja'Marr down there somewhere."

[Fatal Optimist @Punk_Phoenix]

#samiuso is dead. Long live @SamiZayn! #wwe #ROYALRUMBLE

[Fatal Optimist @Punk_Phoenix]

Mentally I am here

[Fatal Optimist @Punk_Phoenix]

@rihannamator Anna and the Apocalypse

[Fatal Optimist @Punk_Phoenix]

A couple of days late, but wtf @WWENXT?! @GraysonWWE deserved better than that bullshit #NewYearsEvil

[Fatal Optimist @Punk_Phoenix]

@JazzRivers90 @WGR35 Yooooo! I think you're right

[Fatal Optimist @Punk_Phoenix]

Wonka: Thanks for eating a candy bar and visiting my maniac mansion. Since you were the least shitty kid, now you have to love here and eat an all candy diet.

Bucket family: Say. Less.

[Mike Migdall @ItsMigdallTime]

Benoit Blanc talking to detective Pikachu in knives out 3: baw gawd you are some kind of yellow rodent ... mHmmm...

[Barstool Bama @BarstoolAlabama]

remember when this guy made out with 18-19 year old girls inside Tutwiler as a 28 year old and then couldn’t go on SNL because of it

[Fatal Optimist @Punk_Phoenix]

@macandcube it was probably a Krampus float. Last night was Krampus Night

[Fatal Optimist @Punk_Phoenix]

Thanks @riseagainst for spending 1,227 minutes with me in 2022. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/8wlXIzs3BH

[Fatal Optimist @Punk_Phoenix]

#Auburn fans yesterday: We may have lost, but our coach brought 12 young men to Christ

Auburn fans today: Our new head coach once got fired for hiring escorts! #WDE!!