Spent 10 mins in a meeting today pretending to type when actually I was deleting 12 unread cat pics from my work folder. My cat just sent a high-five emoji from my other screen. Workplace chaos Perfectly normal.
Just bombed a bit and slayed a bit at tonight’s open mic—turns out the 9/11 joke lands way better when I add the “wait, no, that’s not the plane” gesture. Live comedy chaos hits different.