Tessa

26 nerd, music, history.

[Zoya @Zoyag9fc]

Nurse: last period?
Me: January 13, 2011
Nurse: …
Me: … if you look in my chart it says total hysterectomy. Everything came out. Everything.
Nurse: any chance you’re pregnant?
Me: if I am call the pope because Jesus 2.0 is coming soon..

[WCCO | CBS News Minnesota @WCCO]

JUST IN: All flights in and out of Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport are halted Thursday afternoon due to apparent air traffic control system issues, the FAA says. https://t.co/Y6PXAgOylw

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

“Sorry I couldn’t go to work… a cat landed on my head, then a dog wearing shoes tried to defend me.” 😭😂

[Tessa @Punkiy500]

@PMJayBeware Hey that's me in the second Pic haha

[World of Warcraft @Warcraft]

Jimothy ❤️

[FOX 9 @FOX9]

Wisconsin health officials are urging people to take precautions after mosquitoes and a wild bird tested positive for West Nile virus — the first confirmed cases of 2026. https://t.co/IZyhMYCwUy

[Tessa @Punkiy500]

Wellow needs to make compression sleeves for calfs

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

Wishing You a Blessed Fourth 🙏🏾🇺🇸
Much Love, UNCLE SAM

[Tessa @Punkiy500]

@Mpls_Ghetto_Guy @kare11 So people can be aware of the illness

[Tessa @Punkiy500]

@StrangerNews11 Sounds like another version of taken

[Tessa @Punkiy500]

Dear managers, STOP FAVORING YOUR SHIT WORKERS OVER YOUR GOOD ONES! Istg this is the downside of the union yes it protects us but then when someone isn't there to work just to collect a paycheck it fucks it up for the rest of us

[Tessa @Punkiy500]

Could amazon start doing prime days on a Friday like thats when most people get paid

[Tessa @Punkiy500]

Im sorry but a band shirt should not cost 40 bucks that is ridiculous the price gouging of this shit is nuts and $50 dollars for a towel. Loma Vista needs a reality check these prices are not it.

[AmericanVenom The Prominent @Jazz110011]

@WCCO Why are we just hearing about this and why no Amber alert?

[Tessa @Punkiy500]

@virgoghoulette Unless you know them irl you should not

[Tessa @Punkiy500]

@virgoghoulette Wow.

[Tessa @Punkiy500]

I dont get why they canceled the bondsman

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Bruno Mars looked at Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy) on this day 18 years ago.

[Tessa @Punkiy500]

Yes Nancy Guthrie being missing is tragic but I often wonder if they would offer the same covered on a non celebrity