Pandit Jofra Archer 

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[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

That's why u r preparing for govt exams. So that u can change it

[delusional dhokla @sillylittlebeet]

the amount of aura points I'm losing by preparing for government exams dawg I don't even like the government

[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

@Im__Arfan Guess that's why we love VKs captaincy so much. The fast bowlers were dominating under his captaincy

[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

@Im__Arfan Unless it's spin bowling

[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

@Shanks04_ Holy shit fixers

[Nikolaus Klaus @nikolausklaus17]

In horror movies the ghost is always a woman or a child because there's nothing a man can do as a ghost that he can't already do as a man

[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

@SarcasticQuark @ArunGrover2020 @nkk_123 Both serve same purpose. Shitting

[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

@BarkusMaximus Shastri literally says THATS MASSIVE in real time. He just used Brett Lee's pace

[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

@RShivshankar Failure hua to Modi ka naam kabhi nhi liya tune.

Ek Transfer ke liye BIG ACTION BY MODI GOVERNMENT 🤡🤡

[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

@raky1412 @s0urav27 Isme Nitin Menon kidhar hai?

[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

He's more educated than Chief Ministers of 7 states of India

[ANI @ANI]

Delhi: Sarthak Sidhant, one of the students affected by the CBSE's 'On-Screen Marking' (OSM) system, arrived at the Parliament House Annexe to give a presentation before the Parliamentary Standing Committee on Education, Women, Children, Youth, and Sports. This committee is reviewing the use of 'On-Screen Marking' (OSM) in Class 12 CBSE examinations and the consequent problems faced by students.

[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

@_NwaChi07 @shxkxbabu How is that related to the tweet?

[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

Bc Nobody rates these boring ass GT openers😭😭

[ESPNcricinfo @ESPNcricinfo]

ESPNcricinfo's IPL 2026 Team of the Tournament 🚨

[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

@Oam_16 Jobless logon ka workload management kya krna

[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

@Warlock_mohit https://t.co/OmdFoMbaUu

[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

Howrah Junction Visitors per day: 2 lakh
Eiffel Tower visitors per day: 25 thousand

The world is known for Howrah Junction not for the Eiffel Tower. Period!

[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

Howrah Junction Visitors per day: 2 lakh
Eiffel Tower visitors per day: 25 thousand

The world is known for Howrah Junction not for the Eiffel Tower. Period!

[Mohit @Warlock_mohit]

Ram mandir visitors per year : 13 - 15 cr

Taj mahal visitors per year : 60 - 80 lakh

India is known for the Ram Mandir, not for the Taj Mahal. Period!!

[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

@AwaaraHoon All correct except WPL

[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

@Padfoot2725 @Hurricanrana_27 All those teams have more trophies than RCB

[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

Saddest part of this RCB win is that ye bhdwa zinda nhi h dekhne ke liye

[IAS Smoking Skills @Smokingskills07]

@TheVijayMallya @vigil_nte @imVkohli @RCBTweets Tune duniya ko chuna lagaya aur wo tujhe hi chuna laga gaya.. King Kohli Supremacy. 🙏🏽

[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

@FarziCricketer Bhai Rent baki h to lele humse lekin ye engagement farming mt kr

[Pandit Jofra Archer  @Punn_dit]

@_MirrorMan @Cric_Beyond_Ent Chutiye he is left arm spinner, the ball would've easily turned back in