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Think the soft serve ice cream business is all cool? Well, here's a twist for you: https://t.co/cZWu8qVAGP

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What do printers put on their bagels? PAPER JAM.

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Ballers should ball and rappers should rap. Shaq, I know you had skillz, but they were on the court, not on the mic. #ballinondamic

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When it comes to hugging, some people are all up in arms: http://t.co/mbI2Hq48UO

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This hot weather... I'm not a fan. If I was, it'd be cooler.

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RT @antijokeapple: Check this one out: 1

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RT @joshflaum: "Duvet know it's Christmas time at all?"-- Bed Bath & Beyond greeter, seconds before getting punched into unconsciousness.

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RT @bernardosays: I just ripped a hole in my pumpkin sweater. Now I need a pumpkin patch.

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RT @bernardosays: If a beach is on trial, is it judged by a jury of its piers? #bhasjuryduty

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RT @chelseavperetti: Do u think this is funny? A bowling alley slash pasta spot called Bowlingnese

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RT @bernardosays: who is the snack god? cheez-its christ. #horriblecheesepuns

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RT @bernardosays: Who is the cheesiest Western vigilante? The Provolone Ranger. #horriblecheesepuns

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RT @bernardosays: Which jazz singer has the creamiest voice? MozzarElla Fitzgerald. #horriblecheesepuns @dropdeadsuit

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RT @bernardosays: You can't just fly to outer space. YOU HAVE TO PLAN IT!!! cc: @jasonritter

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She's more than a cat person. She's a cat purrrrson.

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Santa now has self defense robot reindeers and elves. Their secret weapon is a missile toe.

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Hey @AOTS, what does a lawyer wear to work? ... A lawsuit.

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What did the protesters have for dessert? Occu pie.

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I want to buy a knife in a steak company. I mean a stake in a knife company.