Puns For Funs

Capitol of Pun Town

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Let’s bring ROFL back and ditch LMAO lol

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ROFL

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I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.

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My British friend calls it a lift, but I call it an elevator.

I guess we were just raised differently.

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I told me wife: There's only one thing that scares me during Halloween...

My wife: "Which is?"

Me: “Exactly”

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My geography teacher asked if I could name a country with no “R” in it.

I said “No way”

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Will work for food

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"What are your dogs' names?"

Me: "Calvin and Klein."

"Isn't that a brand of underwear?"

Me: "Exactly, they're boxers."

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A classic

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What you get when you’re a beer and a half deep with the boys on a Friday.

( a little buzz)

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You know what day it is

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Where do astronauts drink?!