Nimo Tai

Parody,
Pun & Sarcasm,
Founding Member of Central Wing

[Nimo Tai @PuntasticMind]

Total cases pending in Indian Courts: 5.2 Crores

Total cases pending for more than 30 years: 1.8 Lakhs

Meanwhile Supreme Court is busy doing moral policing over remark made by a comedian.

Priorities.

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Supreme Court has asked @BeerBicepsGuy to co-operate with the investigation.

But what has to be investigated??

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@ANI How many FIRs have been filed for stampede that happened in New Delhi Station?

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"अगला महाकुंभ अब 144 वर्षों के बाद वर्ष 2169 में होगा, तब तक आप जीवित नहीं होंगे।
अगर आपने इस बार महाकुंभ में ये पवित्र स्नान नहीं किया तो ये अवसर आपके जीवन में दोबारा कभी नहीं आयेगा।"

Anchors like Sudhir Chaudhary are equally responsible for the stampede and deaths.

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Ashwini Vaishnaw should be sacked immediately for trying to cover up the stampede at New Delhi station.

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*Tragedy happens*

Other countries: Let's rescue the injured.

Modi Govt: Let's cover it up.

[Amit Malviya @amitmalviya]

New Delhi railway station as of now.

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Jio needs to fire their designer right away.

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Modi with all the advisors.

Elon Musk with his kids.

What's happening here!?

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@vinikkohli @Nher_who To divert attention

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Rape convict Ram Rahim is out on his 12th Parole.

This doesn't outrage India.

Crass comment made by comedian on Comedy Show does.

Priorities.

[Nimo Tai @PuntasticMind]

Jaspreet Singh made a light hearted comment on Kerala in India's Got Latent and now people of Kerala are abusing him and Sikhs on his Insta Account.

Shameless behaviour

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Kashmiri Pandits were displaced from Kashmir when BJP supported VP Singh was in power.

And now BJP Govts of Assam and Maharashtra are harassing Kashmiri Pandit Samay Raina.

Why is BJP so against the Kashmiri Pandits?!

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@ANI Manipur paas hai, thoda investigation karne wahan bhi chale jao

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@WhereIsMy_Food Exactly

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India's biggest problem right now as per the News Channels and Politicians:
India got Latent.

Not:
1. Pollution
2. Inflation
3. Clean water
4. Poor Infrastructure
5. Corruption

Welcome to the Banana Republic

[Nimo Tai @PuntasticMind]

Next: People who watched the clip on Insta Reels to be charged as well

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FIR has already been filed against them but yeah didi ko Religion laaye bina neend nahi aayegi

[Rheahaha Commentary @Rheahaha123]

Imagine the outrage if that joke was made by munawar faruqui instead of Ranveer Allahabadia.

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😂😂

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Politicians on hateful content on News Channels:
If you don't like it, don't watch it.

Politicians on abusive unfunny content on YouTube:
FIR file karo bc.

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@Tejusurya_ Jaspreet Singh aur Chanchlani to free mai fas gaye