Capt.James Chook (former Frog Cake)

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[Capt.James Chook (former Frog Cake) @Punter1Mug]

A delightful morning yesterday at @TheCakeBlingShop in Albany Creek to buy fresh cake decorating supplies🤗. Oh, I’ve been baking and decorating 🎂 🍰 for years😀
The ladies at the Dayboro CWA have been on to me to run a master class for them.
I’d be delighted 😁
#auspol

[Capt.James Chook (former Frog Cake) @Punter1Mug]

Dear @TwitterAU
Why have ALL tweets in reply been deleted?
Why has everyone decided to reply, then delete that reply? It’s most perplexing. Has the world gone mad?

[Capt.James Chook (former Frog Cake) @Punter1Mug]

@topgfuture @Cobratate “Your divine essence is the keystone in the arched bridge of the flawed infinity”
: St. Nigel ✝️ (Patron saint of the unquestioning believers )

[Phillip Riley @philmupp1]

Only just realised , the answer is vodka, vodka is made with spuds, there's a spud nearby .

[Capt.James Chook (former Frog Cake) @Punter1Mug]

@matttpattt Flat batteries are the curse of all submersibles with Xbox controls🙄 Forgetting spares 😱is unforgivable!!!😳😬

[Dee Madigan @deemadigan]

Tweets that didn’t age well.

[Serkan Öztürk @SerkanTheWriter]

Picked up about 1,000 new followers here on Twitter today, including some of Australia's best known journos.

Wonder if it has something to do with our upcoming investigation into the life and times of multiple alleged rapist Bruce Lehrmann.

Who knows? 🤔

[Tom the whistleblower @blowingtom2]

Bruce Lehrmann dropped his defamation case against News Corp and with in two weeks, Newscorp are releasing private text messages and a defence protective of the LNP and Lehrmann.

Let that sink in ……….

[Capt.James Chook (former Frog Cake) @Punter1Mug]

@DrVicFielding Where’s Gaetjens!? He was doing a report on it for Sooty wasn’t he?
Barnaby’s drought reports
Gaetjens reports into multiple scandals.
What about that poor lad who died while fulfilling his work for the dole obligations.
Report @SenatorCash?
#auspol

[Capt.James Chook (former Frog Cake) @Punter1Mug]

@lesstenny If you’re dealt Lehrmann’s,
Be prepared for a sour taste?🤷🏼‍♂️

[Capt.James Chook (former Frog Cake) @Punter1Mug]

@Cobratate 😮🤔😐Get your hand off it son.

[Capt.James Chook (former Frog Cake) @Punter1Mug]

@Chalky4300 @JaneCaro It makes you wonder what the hasty and secretive steam clean of the lounge suite was about doesn’t it.

[Capt.James Chook (former Frog Cake) @Punter1Mug]

@pry_rr @Cobratate I’m a man. A big strong ultra masculine brute of a thing 🤔😁I drive my aunties to the local pub in my two tone Lada, without the sparkles. This pussy ass girly man has the hands of Audrey Hepburn. What an elaborate ruse. He’s only fooling himself, and his legion of Tater Tossers

[Capt.James Chook (former Frog Cake) @Punter1Mug]

@APadeau @lesstenny Politician, Scientist, Engineer, Philosopher,Sovereign Citizen, and Tinfoil Hat wearing dingbat dickhead without peer.

[Capt.James Chook (former Frog Cake) @Punter1Mug]

@Cobratate Yeah, yeah. 🙄 I’ve known plenty of wankers who’ve thought that they are 🎅🏿’s gift to the whole automotive circle jerk, by getting behind the wheel of any old ( or new) bloody jalopy that you could turn a key in. ✝️✝️✝️✝️etc. Most of them are dead or quadriplegics. SAD

[Capt.James Chook (former Frog Cake) @Punter1Mug]

@AdiSamar123 @tateterrific FMD‼️😮
You sound FAB‼️😃

[Capt.James Chook (former Frog Cake) @Punter1Mug]

@Cobratate There used to be an orang-utan 🦧 in the Adelaide Zoo who went by the name of George. He loved a smoke, and people would light them up and hand them to him. He would just relax and choof away. Put a Wookie costume on this fellow, and he’s a fair representation of George. RIP. 😢

[Capt.James Chook (former Frog Cake) @Punter1Mug]

@AbrahamBEyre @Cobratate What’s the message here? You can blow your money on an overpriced jalopy and stand there looking like a dick, or you can buy a cheap drink, look like a dick, and have plenty left over for more drinks a dresses. The person on the right has her priorities right.

[Capt.James Chook (former Frog Cake) @Punter1Mug]

@SkyNewsAust Does Peta ever have anything nice to say?

[Capt.James Chook (former Frog Cake) @Punter1Mug]

@SkyNewsAust The parent ban that Credlin is proposing will be difficult to police won’t it?🤔😐